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Author: Charles Peacock

Austin FC supporter since day 1, find me in Section 104

The Worst Kit in the History of Kits

Posted on June 28, 2023June 28, 2023 by Charles Peacock

It’s been a great week for Austin FC fans. The team defeated both in state rivals 3-0 to take a lead atop the Copa Tejas standings and they hired Rodolfo Borrell as new Sporting Director (former Liverpool and City academy director, and Pep Guardiola assistant). Life is beautiful Well It was beautiful Like how dark…

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Chicken Prediction: Guess Who’s (maybe) Back?

Posted on June 21, 2023June 21, 2023 by Charles Peacock

As all of you are painfully aware, Austin FC has not played a match in 11 days when they…well, let’s just not remember what happened that day. Instead of talking about that match, I wanted to do an update on The Compound, as our intrepid staff used the break in the schedule to catch up…

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Behind the Scenes at Texas Tifo Solutions: A False Nine investigation

Posted on June 12, 2023June 12, 2023 by Charles Peacock

Austin FC has had a robust fan culture before the team even existed. It started with MLS2ATX, a group of fans that sought to get a team here and that morphed into multiple supporters groups who have built the fan culture that all of us have enjoyed along the way. But they didn’t do that…

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Austin FC at Sporting KC 6/10/2023 Recap

Posted on June 10, 2023June 10, 2023 by Charles Peacock

#wolffout

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The Definitive Austin FC Giveaway Index – 4ATX Foundation Keychain Lanyard (5/20/2023 vs. FC Toronto)

Posted on May 21, 2023May 21, 2023 by Charles Peacock

There are very few things in life better than getting something for free. It’s why the human race has engineered ways to fire hot dogs, t-shirts, and tacos out of a compressed air cannon.  We here at The False Nine, in our attempt to cover all aspects of Austin FC fandom, have come up with…

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The Definitive Austin FC Giveaway Index – NetSpend Captain Armband (5/13/2023 vs. FC Dallas)

Posted on May 17, 2023May 16, 2023 by Charles Peacock

There are very few things in life better than getting something for free. It’s why the human race has engineered ways to fire hot dogs, t-shirts, and tacos out of a compressed air cannon. We here at The False Nine, in our attempt to cover all aspects of Austin FC fandom, have come up with…

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A Letter from the Front (of Q2)

Posted on May 11, 2023May 11, 2023 by Charles Peacock

Dearest Gertrude, I hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. I write to you today to regale you with the tale of a wondrous event that took place at Q2 stadium yesterday – a seminal moment in Austin FC history. The day was cloudy and overcast, the sun trying to peak…

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Josh Wolff’s Tactical Commandments

Posted on April 11, 2023April 11, 2023 by Charles Peacock

It was a day like many others at The Compound. We sadly sat at the breakfast table thinking about Saturday’s loss to LAFC, looking out on the chickens as they pecked, stared, and plotted. It was while I was mid tea sip that my phone buzzed, which is strange because my phone is set to…

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Austin FC’s True Rivalries

Posted on April 7, 2023April 7, 2023 by Charles Peacock

Now that Austin FC’s first team is back in action we have actual things to post and write about. The break has not been kind here at the compound: the chickens are restless, we’ve had the 4-1 Austin FC win over LAFC in Q2 playing on a loop, and Travis McTravelface has been rocking back…

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Sources: Austin FC brings in new technology to scout Violette FC

Posted on March 6, 2023March 5, 2023 by Charles Peacock

Austin FC is set to participate in their first ever CONCACAF Champions League Match on Tuesday, March 7. AUSTIN, March 6, 2023 – The False Nine Texas can report that thanks to sources within the Austin FC front office the club has sourced scouting of their CONCACAF Champions League opponents Violette FC. The source gave…

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