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Month: October 2023

Chicken Prediction: The End

Posted on October 21, 2023October 21, 2023 by Louis de Ludovico

Gentle reader, we have made it to the end. The final game of a challenging season. Looking back, this has been a discomforting season: players not playing to their potential, players playing who shouldn’t be playing, players not playing who should be playing, and a coach who is always dead-on in his tactics and man…

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MLS Cheering Guide – The Penultimate Week

Posted on October 6, 2023October 6, 2023 by Uncle Tony P.

You can always count on Sweet Lou Brown to put things into perspective when needed. I lead with this because for all intents and purposes, Austin FC needs to win three straight matches to even have a chance at sneaking into the playoffs. Step one has been accomplished with the 3-0 beatdown of Wayne Rooney’s…

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Chicken Prediction: Slide into Oblivion

Posted on October 4, 2023October 4, 2023 by Louis de Ludovico

Gentle reader, our team is not doing well. We are sliding into oblivion. I think that was the reason my beloved hens traveled across the pond for a short visit to Old Blighty, Albion, the Land of the Rose: England. If you remember, they sent us a telegram whilst visiting Waterley Bottom. When they arrived…

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What to Watch Tonight Instead of Austin FC

Posted on October 4, 2023October 3, 2023 by Charles Peacock

The False Nine has always been intended as a place to write about interesting nonsense regarding Austin FC and Austin FC fan culture. We’ve tracked goals scored during chants, had chickens predict matches, and ranked giveaways.  We are here for the fun.  This season…has not been fun.  Austin enters tonight’s game 13th in the conference…

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