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Author: Uncle Tony P.

Uncle Tony P. is a lifelong Austin FC supporter and overall handsome son of a bitch who always has a full supply of mustard on hand for his Verde friends.

MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 4

Posted on March 17, 2023March 17, 2023 by Uncle Tony P.

Week 4 is here and despite the doom and gloom of CONCACAF Champions League, Austin FC are actually sitting pretty in the MLS standings with a nice 6 points out of 9.  And after playing a tough, resilient Violette squad, ATXFC gets a breather with a road match against “rival” Houston this weekend where thousands…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 3

Posted on March 10, 2023March 10, 2023 by Uncle Tony P.

It’s been a weird week.  In the last seven days, we’ve seen Austin FC win a league match in the final minutes, get drubbed by a little-known Haitian side in CCL action, and potentially have that same side not play the return leg in Austin due to visa issues because, ya know, CONCACAF.  At least…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 2

Posted on March 2, 2023March 2, 2023 by Uncle Tony P.

The False 9 let’s you know who to cheer for in week 2 of MLS action and reminds you that yes, Jared Stroud is a doo-doo head.

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The MLS Cheering Guide – Week 1

Posted on February 23, 2023February 23, 2023 by Uncle Tony P.

The wait is over. MLS, the wildest, most entertaining league in the world, is back! Of course there are some major changes this year. A new, incredibly convoluted playoff format was just announced with more teams making it to the post-season. (Sorry Houston, you’ll still find a way to miss out.) A new team joins…

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The 2023 Season Preview: Staff Predictions

Posted on February 22, 2023February 22, 2023 by Uncle Tony P.

The False 9 Staff makes predictions for the 2023 season!

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The 2023 Season Preview: The Schedule

Posted on February 17, 2023February 17, 2023 by Uncle Tony P.

Part 2 of the 2023 Season Preview looks at the daunting schedule Austin FC faces this year.

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The 2023 Season Preview: Who’s In & Out

Posted on February 10, 2023February 10, 2023 by Uncle Tony P.

We’re just over two weeks away from the start of the “longest MLS season ever” and for the first time, our beloved Austin FC enters the year with real expectations for success.  Sure, the Western Conference Final still stings to think about, but that humbling Hollywood afternoon should provide fuel for a team that has…

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A Letter to the 2022 Season

Posted on November 4, 2022November 4, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

I’ve been trying all week to find the right words for the 2022 Austin FC season.  And all I can come up with is: THANK YOU To the men who wear the crest and the staff that preps them, thank you. To the fans that show up and give the Austin FC community life, thank…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Playoffs Round 2

Posted on October 20, 2022October 20, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Hello there and welcome to Round 2 of the MLS Playoffs.  We have two games tonight and one more on Sunday afternoon before we get to the rumble at Q2, yet all of those results could have a major impact on Austin before we ever kick a ball this week. If LAFC, Philadelphia, Montreal, and…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Playoffs Round 1

Posted on October 14, 2022October 14, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Welcome to the playoffs!  This won’t be your usual cheering guide, as we’ll look at every matchup over this glorious weekend.  No match ratings.  No impact ratings.  Just straight up “Who do we want to see win”.  Let’s get to the beautiful chaos of knockout soccer. New York Red Bulls vs FC Cincinnati – Saturday…

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