Who are you?
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Do we actually know what the hell we’re doing or talking about?
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What are your goals?
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If I am looking for reasoned, well thought out takes on Austin FC, did I come to the right place?
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How do you feel about Frisco and Houston?
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Are there actually nine of you?
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