It’s been a while since we’ve done a proper match day Know Your Foe. This is a crucial stretch for Austin FC where 4-of-5 are on the road, but if the Verde & Black can hang on, the schedule sets up nicely to make a late season run. Tonight, Austin FC begins that stretch with…
Month: June 2022
Is it good, Charlotte?
Listen, gentle reader. I messed up last match’s prediction. I knew it all along. It’s so predictable. I knew something like my prediction would go wrong (something’s always wrong). So you don’t have to call or say anything at all. It’s so predictable (so predictable). I mean, everyone’s been calling. Like I’ve been gone for…
MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 17
In the immortal words of Evil Mopac’s favorite band Bon Jovi, “Whoooaaaa, we’re halfway there!” Or at least we will be after mid-week madness. That’s right, the MLS season is at the midway point and Austin FC still finds itself in great position for the playoff chase. Time to figure out who we need to…
What’s In The Bag: Pondering A Game Day Accessory
What’s inside Austin FC player’s favorite gameday accessory? We ponder the personality, style and characteristics of each player to find out.
La Murga Report – 6/25/22 vs. FC Frisco
The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.
Know Your Foe: FC Frisco
It’s Derby Day. Screw Dallas and the mini-van they rode in on.
For the Sake of Refreshment
San Julius, Wolfie, and I were faffing about the compound yesterday. Truth be told, despite the bucolic setting of our house on Town Lake, with its gentle water-borne breezes, it gets hotter than H-E double hockey sticks. (Fun fact: the hottest days of the year are called the “Dog days of summer” because Sirius, the…
MLS Cheering Guide – Week 16
Before the big Derby match against Frisco, we need to assess what else is happening in the league. So let’s consult the Austin FC cheering guide!
The Science of Time-Wasting
Our author answers the burning question “how hard do you have to kick a ball to keep it aloft for an entire half?”
So what happened to Ted Unkel in Montreal? We have 9 Theories
As your faithful travel correspondent, I was ready to write my normal review of Montreal and the Stade Saputo. It was a great away win, especially with 10 men for the Verde, even with our False 9 led performance in the stands, being among the weakest of the campaign. The poutine was good (even if…