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Month: October 2022

Chicken Prediction: This is the End

Posted on October 29, 2022October 29, 2022 by Louis de Ludovico

In the immortal words of Chris Farley: That was a game. Let’s feel all the emotions again. And, yes, gentle reader, my hens augured another win. We know what we’re doing. Not going to lie, I was amped up for several days after the match. I was flying so high for so long that I…

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Chicken Prediction: A Sunday Masterpiece

Posted on October 22, 2022October 22, 2022 by Louis de Ludovico

Whoa! What a cardiac-challenged match we witnessed this weekend! Let’s relive that hype one last time: And, yes, my lovely hens augured the win. But, it’s now time we move on towards our destiny. For the second week in a row, our beloved El FC will host the match. This match is against no ordinary…

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Austin FC Players As Trick-Or-Treaters

Posted on October 21, 2022October 21, 2022 by Andrea Provolone

Austin FC Players As Trick-Or-Treaters

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MLS Cheering Guide – Playoffs Round 2

Posted on October 20, 2022October 20, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Hello there and welcome to Round 2 of the MLS Playoffs.  We have two games tonight and one more on Sunday afternoon before we get to the rumble at Q2, yet all of those results could have a major impact on Austin before we ever kick a ball this week. If LAFC, Philadelphia, Montreal, and…

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La Murga Report – 10/16/22 vs. Real Salt Lake

Posted on October 20, 2022October 20, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

The match-by-match report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.

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The Definitive Austin FC Giveaway Index – Yeti 10 Oz. Tumbler (10/16/2022 vs. Real Salt Lake)

Posted on October 17, 2022October 17, 2022 by Charles Peacock

Yesterday was an historic day for Austin FC in many ways. It was the club’s first playoff match, their first home playoff match, the first time a match at Q2 went into Extra Time, the first time a match went to penalty kicks, and the first time Austin FC won a match on penalty kicks….

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Just the Facts

Posted on October 15, 2022October 15, 2022 by Louis de Ludovico

My beloved hens foretold the true score to our last match vs. Colorado. However, the darks arts were afoot as our inestimable respect for PRO refs was challenged as never before. How Lalas got away with that foul is beyond us. But, time moves forward for all. For Colorado players, time is now spent picking…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Playoffs Round 1

Posted on October 14, 2022October 14, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Welcome to the playoffs!  This won’t be your usual cheering guide, as we’ll look at every matchup over this glorious weekend.  No match ratings.  No impact ratings.  Just straight up “Who do we want to see win”.  Let’s get to the beautiful chaos of knockout soccer. New York Red Bulls vs FC Cincinnati – Saturday…

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What To Expect: The Playoffs

Posted on October 13, 2022October 13, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Happy playoffs week everyone! As you well know, Austin FC will not only make their first ever appearance in the MLS Cup Playoffs, but they will do so at home against Real Salt Lake. This article is not a preview of RSL. We already know two very obvious things about them after two matches this…

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Look Good, Feel Good, Play Good: A Deep Dive into Austin FC results by Kit

Posted on October 11, 2022October 11, 2022 by Charles Peacock

Now that the regular season has ended, it’s time to delve into one of the most important aspects of soccer fandom: Judging Kits. We’ve been fortunate as Austin FC fans that our kits have been really strong overall, the VerdeBlack kits have a distinctive color and pattern that is easily recognizable and has a clear…

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