Even though I’m sure there’s a growing population of Austin that would happily welcome any of the Austin FC dudes to trick-or-treat at their front door, it’s still not considered normal to have a grown ass man show up in costume, asking strangers for candy. BUT. With a little bit of photoshop help and HOURS of my time spent coding the perfect algorithm, I have come up with a list of highly accurate costumes some of the Austin FC players would be wearing this year if they were allowed to trick-or-treat. HEREWEGOOOO!
Felipe Martins // Wolverine
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Ethan Finlay // Waldo
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Sebastián Driussi & Emiliano Rigoni // Mario & Luigi
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Nick Lima // Hagrid
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Alex Ring // The Dude
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Ruben Gabrielson // Pirate
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Dani Pereira // A Pickle
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Brad Stuver // Inspector Gadget
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Jon Gallagher // Buddy The Elf
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Diego Fagundez // The Hamburglar
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Maxi Urruti // Robinhood
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Bonus Content
Kipp Keller
Kipp Keller is a mouse, duh
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