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Month: July 2022

Know Your Foe: Sporting Kansas City

Posted on July 30, 2022July 30, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Austin FC will finish a brutal stretch of 6 road games in 9 contests tonight at Kansas City with a chance to take 20 of a possible 27 points. Which, in a league built on parity and long travel, is enormous. They’ll have that opportunity against a Sporting side that comes into the match fighting…

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The Chickens are onto Kansas City, Kansas

Posted on July 29, 2022July 28, 2022 by Travis McTravelFace

Well, that was a match last week against the Red Bulls. Sadly, chickens can’t predict COVID cases, because they would have predicted a different result without Brad Stuver. Thankfully, we have seen Stuver in training this week, so we don’t need to make dual predictions. After our triumph in Frisco, I was supposed to take…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Week 23

Posted on July 28, 2022July 28, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Luckily for us, the Verde & Black have created a nice buffer zone for themselves which took some of the sting out of last week’s loss to New York. Let’s figure out who to root for this week so that ATXFC can build some of that buffer back.

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La Murga Report – 7/24/22 vs. New York Red Bulls

Posted on July 25, 2022July 25, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.

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Know Your Foe: New York Red Bulls

Posted on July 24, 2022July 24, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

It’s matchday in Austin and today the Verde & Black welcome a first time visitor to Q2 Stadium. Austin FC is looking to complete an undefeated year against the Eastern division, so let’s get to know the team standing in their way: The New York Red Bulls. NYRB Fast Facts MLS Debut: 1996 Nickname: Obvious Current Record: 9-6-6…

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What is Even Real?

Posted on July 23, 2022July 22, 2022 by Louis de Ludovico

In the words of my favorite Zoroastrian, “Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?” Last week, our boys of Verde captured the team’s first ever trophy: The Copa Tejas. While Zarathrustra might not have spake about this, my beloved hens did have a vision that predicted bringing the trophy to the Capital City….

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MLS Cheering Guide – Week 22

Posted on July 22, 2022July 22, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

These are the weeks I love.  Austin FC plays Sunday night while every other game except for one is on Saturday, meaning we can take in a full slate of MLS while sitting around in our underwear with a beer in hand.  The chaos that is the Western Division standings leaves us a lot to…

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The False Nine Texas Is Expanding!

Posted on July 19, 2022July 19, 2022 by Alistair Dennis

We’re Now The False Nine Texas (of Canada too, eh?)          Most of you have heard that our sister publication, The Striker Texas, has expanded to California (Don’t Texas our California?) But did you know The False Nine has also recently opened a new office in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, The World?          Edmonton is home…

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You Think We Need One More? – Assembling an Austin FC Heist Crew

Posted on July 18, 2022July 18, 2022 by Charles Peacock

A perfect team working together all trying to achieve the same goal. It’s exactly what everyone wants to be a part of, but really, we want to be part of a perfect team that’s doing something very specific: We want to pull off a heist To have a successful crew you need a few basic…

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La Murga Report (Travel Edition) – 7/16/22 at Frisco

Posted on July 18, 2022July 25, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.

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