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Month: April 2022

Parsing through some Nits in Houston

Posted on April 30, 2022April 30, 2022 by Charles Peacock

A great many things have been written about Texas’ MLS teams, and this is certainly one of them. If you’re looking for false equivalencies, a writer unable to stick to an opinion, and weird cultural stereotypes, then this is the piece for you Well, this rivalry got heated quick.  I mean, I understand it.  I…

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Know Your Foe: Houston Dynamo

Posted on April 29, 2022April 29, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

By now you know this space tries to be educational in an effort to guide us on our Final Match Day Hate Ranking. We want you to learn about each city and team that Austin FC plays as the season progresses. But this week, we’re doing something different. You already know about Houston, both the…

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Betting Against the Mid

Posted on April 29, 2022April 29, 2022 by Louis de Ludovico

Last week was one to remember. Of highest importance was me welcoming the newest chicken to our compound. Everyone fell in love with Wolfie and her impeccable prognosticating ways. Of lesser note was El FC’s excellent win vs. some ragtag group of beaver pelt trading (probably) Canucks. Despite my instant love for Wolfie, both San…

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MLS Cheering Guide: Week 9

Posted on April 28, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Austin FC enters it’s first derby week of the season sitting in 2nd place both in the West and the Supporter’s Shield standings with 17 points through 8 games. For perspective, ATXFC did not reach 17 points until August 21st last year on matchday #20. “Easy” early schedule or not, the improvement is real and…

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La Murga Report – 4/23/22 vs. Vancouver

Posted on April 24, 2022April 24, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

If you are unfamiliar with the concept of The False 9’s La Murga Report, click here. This week, we would be remiss if we didn’t highlight the release of La Murga de Austin Vol. 1, the band’s first collection of recorded songs and chants. You can find the album on Spotify and Apple Music. The fact…

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Fagundez Sucks Life Force From Willing Donors Prior To Vancouver Matchup

Posted on April 23, 2022April 23, 2022 by Andrea Provolone

After a grueling 120 minute performance on Wednesday night, most of Austin would have been correct in assuming Diego Fagundez was due to sit out at least a large portion of Saturday night’s match against the Vancouver whitecaps. What unsuspecting Austinites did not know was that upon their arrival back home on Wednesday night, dozens…

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Know Your Foe: Vancouver Whitecaps FC

Posted on April 23, 2022April 23, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Wednesday night sucked. But I’m hear to lay a hard truth on everyone: It’s time to move on. Austin FC enters tonight’s match in 2nd place in the Western Conference and 3rd place in the race for the Supporter’s Shield. The MLS season is 20% over, and while there is certainly a…

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And Then There Were Three (Chickens, that is)

Posted on April 22, 2022April 22, 2022 by Louis de Ludovico

What an eventful week we’ve had at the compound!  After our noteworthy group trip to San Antone, our chickens, San Julius and Rodney, requested a break.  They needed a moment to mentally recover from the debacle in the US Open Cup and time to emotionally convalesce from hotboxing with Andrea Provelone.  What upsets me most…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Week 8

Posted on April 22, 2022April 22, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

I’m going to level with you all. It’s been a long, tiring week. Having had the privilege of attending both games in D.C. and San Antonio, I am more than ready for a home match Saturday. So today, you get the first ever “Lazy person’s Austin FC MLS Cheering Guide” where all games are summed…

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Know Your Foe: San Antonio FC

Posted on April 20, 2022April 20, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Let Tracy Tree be your guide to all things San Antonio as we learn about our first ever U.S. Open Cup opponent: San Antonio FC.

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