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Month: January 2025

The Bandwagon Has Open Seats for Stupid Questions – The False Nine Mailbag

Posted on January 26, 2025January 26, 2025 by Charles Peacock

After two seasons of general malaise at Austin FC…we are so back. For those of you who are starting to pay attention, there’s been a lot of changes at the club, starting last season when Josh Wolff, the only manager Austin FC has ever known, was fired after the team was mathematically eliminated from the…

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Top 5 Dumbest Ways To Have A New Kit Leak

Posted on January 24, 2025January 24, 2025 by Andrea Provolone

5) FIFA Does An Oopsie If you’re gonna have it leak, let it be either hilariously dumb, or sneaky AF. This one gets a “meh” from me in both categories. 4) Fans Pull Off Elaborate Heist At The Verde Store I’ve seen what some of you glorious weirdos are capable of. This doesn’t seem like…

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Chef Rodo’s Kitchen Nightmares

Posted on January 15, 2025 by Uncle Tony P.

Hey friends!  Been a while.  I’ll be honest, most of the staff took a break towards the end of the 2024 season because, well, things were bleak, and we were tired of being depressed.  But it’s a new year and the wildest off-season in Austin FC’s short history is taking place right before our eyes….

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