Listen, gentle reader. I messed up last match’s prediction. I knew it all along. It’s so predictable. I knew something like my prediction would go wrong (something’s always wrong). So you don’t have to call or say anything at all. It’s so predictable (so predictable). I mean, everyone’s been calling. Like I’ve been gone for…
In the immortal words of Evil Mopac’s favorite band Bon Jovi, “Whoooaaaa, we’re halfway there!” Or at least we will be after mid-week madness. That’s right, the MLS season is at the midway point and Austin FC still finds itself in great position for the playoff chase. Time to figure out who we need to…
What’s inside Austin FC player’s favorite gameday accessory? We ponder the personality, style and characteristics of each player to find out.
The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.
It’s Derby Day. Screw Dallas and the mini-van they rode in on.
San Julius, Wolfie, and I were faffing about the compound yesterday. Truth be told, despite the bucolic setting of our house on Town Lake, with its gentle water-borne breezes, it gets hotter than H-E double hockey sticks. (Fun fact: the hottest days of the year are called the “Dog days of summer” because Sirius, the…
Before the big Derby match against Frisco, we need to assess what else is happening in the league. So let’s consult the Austin FC cheering guide!
Our author answers the burning question “how hard do you have to kick a ball to keep it aloft for an entire half?”
As your faithful travel correspondent, I was ready to write my normal review of Montreal and the Stade Saputo. It was a great away win, especially with 10 men for the Verde, even with our False 9 led performance in the stands, being among the weakest of the campaign. The poutine was good (even if…
It is once again time to open up the mailbag, this time post a huge road win for Austin FC which propelled them into third in the West (with a game in hand over the Salt Lake Royals) and heading into a big showdown with playoff and Copa Tejas implications against FC Dallas next weekend….