The Choppa is a shepherd; One I absolutely want. Dani trained him to lie down in Verde pitches;
He leadeth me to beer showers. He’s learning how to roll; he leadeth me in the paths of comebacks for his name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the hallways of Q2, I will fear no opponent; for thou art with me; thy barks and thy boops they comfort me.
Thou preparest some kibble before me in the presence of mine enemies; thou anointest my head with ale; my pup runneth over. Surely wiggles and victory shall follow me all the days of my life; and I will dwell in the house of the Verdes forever. ~Paws 8:13
Thank you @kerry_pro for the inspiration and photo edit