At Austin FC, we are lucky to have sold out every match at McKalla so far. For many other teams across the league, the glass isn’t even half full. As a result, we wanted to offer some unsolicited advice on ways for some clubs across the league to increase their attendance. We’ll go in order…
Austin FC Players As Disney Pixar Characters
Austin FC Players As Disney Pixar Characters
False Nine Heads to Portland
Austin FC 0 @ Portland Timbers 1 on Saturday March 12th, 2022 By Travis McTravelFace Welcome to the newest part of the False Nine, our away travel section. We’ll be reporting on Austin FC on the road to complement my colleague H.E. Pennypacker’s reporting on La Murga at McKalla. False 9 Ratings (On a scale…
Know Your Foe: Portland Timbers
Let’s get to know tonight’s opponent, the Portland Timbers.
A Rose By Any Other Name
Our chickens are 2 for 2 in their predictions. Who will win Austin FC vs. Portland? A stroll along Town Lake reveals the answer.
MLS Week 3 Cheering Guide
Uncle Tony P. lets Austin FC fans know who to cheer for in Week 3 MLS action.
Claudio Reyna is a 4D Chess Master
Claudio Reyna is a genius. He’s playing a game of chess that no one else is thinking about and I love him for it. Let me explain. Last summer, the news began hitting Austin FC Twitter that a talented forward from Russian powerhouse Zenit was coming to ply his trade at Q2 Stadium. Since arriving,…
The Definitive Austin FC Giveaway Index
We here at The False Nine, in our attempt to cover all aspects of Austin FC fandom, have come up with a grading rubric to judge and rate giveaways at Q2 stadium.
Austin FC Players As Boy Band Members
Austin FC Players And Their Boy Band Equivalents
La Murga Report – 3/6/2022 vs. Inter Miami
If you’re unfamiliar with the premise of La Murga Report, last week’s post should clarify things. But before I get to the latest numbers from Austin FC’s win against Inter Miami, I must first deal with a murky philosophical question. The Sound of Silence On Saturday night, it was announced that Q2 Stadium would observe…