The match-by-match report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.
Chicken Prediction: Real Pain
Gentle reader, our last home game was a delight. It was a lesson in delayed gratification. I can’t speak for you, but I never lost doubt. The resulting release of emotion was as if I were on Eschscholtz Atoll. I’m not one to brag, but my hens, of course, picked the victory. I’m also not…
MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 3
It’s been a weird week. In the last seven days, we’ve seen Austin FC win a league match in the final minutes, get drubbed by a little-known Haitian side in CCL action, and potentially have that same side not play the return leg in Austin due to visa issues because, ya know, CONCACAF. At least…
In Praise of the Dominican Republic Stadium Band
A brief ode to the band of Violette fans who played in the stadium during Austin’s CCL match in Santiago on Tuesday.
We Had Questions About CCL and Violette AC
With so many competitions this year, I’m honestly having a hard time remembering them all. So at the end of our last staff “meeting” I threw out some rapid fire questions to our resident expert, Travis McTravelface, about all things CONCACAF Champions League. Vinho: How did Austin FC earn a spot in this competition? Travis:…
Sources: Austin FC brings in new technology to scout Violette FC
Austin FC is set to participate in their first ever CONCACAF Champions League Match on Tuesday, March 7. AUSTIN, March 6, 2023 – The False Nine Texas can report that thanks to sources within the Austin FC front office the club has sourced scouting of their CONCACAF Champions League opponents Violette FC. The source gave…
CONCACAF New Football Complex
Well tomorrow is our first road match of the season against Violette in Santiago in the Dominican Republic. Due to CONCACAF’s lack of organization, they didn’t even confirm they would sell tickets to us until a week before the match, so there sadly won’t be a large verde contingent on the island. So today, I…
La Murga Report – 3/4/23 vs. Montreal
The match-by-match report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.
Man Has Accessory Taken Away, Returns For Vengeance
You doubted him. You questioned his prowess and leadership. You stole his arm band (rude). You started him on the bench. Now he’s back…and his eyes are frikkin’ laser beams. Did you think you would just get away with it? Did you think he would go silently? You’ve angered him and now his eyeballs can…
Chicken Prediction–It’s Witchcraft
Dear readers, I can’t lie to you. This has been a doleful week. Although I stand by what my beloved hens predicted, nevertheless there seem to be powers even greater than chickens. This game buffeted me about like a ship in stormy seas. The failure to win was bad enough to take, but this loss…