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Chicken Prediction: Is This The Real FC?

Posted on June 24, 2023June 24, 2023 by Louis de Ludovico

Gentle reader, I need to thank Charles Peacock, Esq. for his work last week. If you are not aware, he’s a real one. Now, I won’t stoop to that level to explain what he is real at, but he is.

This team of ours, our beloved FC, continue to confound those of us here at the compound by putting in an exception performance. They flummox both people and hens, all confused by what to expect.

It’s good to see that Phil was also wrong.

Sloppy 1-1 from my chickens

— Phil West ⚽ (@philwest) June 22, 2023

To be honest, I blame his mistakes on his false claim of owning and tending to prognosticating chickens. Phil, trust me when I say this is a terrifying gift I have. There’s no place for mockery here.

Now, to these bhoys

And them

And this video

Gyasi adds to his season tally. ✅ pic.twitter.com/cdlGkPk78a

— Austin FC (@AustinFC) June 22, 2023
One thing came to mind as I watched our lads trounce Exurb FC. I witnessed our lads fearlessly take on their opponent, be ruthless in their verticality, and get rewarded with a beautiful score. In my mind, it compelled me to look back to my salad days of youth spent deep in Sanskrit study, particularly the Bhagavad Gita XI.32.

“Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”

I am choosing to go this route. Our bhoys got their groove back. They know how to score. Correction: Most know how to score

It was at this time that my hens approached. I looked at them with the love of a father. I reached into my pockets and grabbed a handful of some ethically sourced, GMO free, organic, pelleted feed. Having scattered the feed on the ground, I observed my hens. (You see, gentle reader, this is the part that Phil West doesn’t do.)

They both eagerly ate thrice to the right and then once, lethargically, to the left.

Yes, my dears, I understand.

El FC 3-1 Chuds

Louis de Ludovico

Viewing McKalla as his personal empire, Louis lives for the beautiful game. And food. Especially flamingo tongues. A chicken savant.

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