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Month: March 2023

MLS Cheering Guide – Bye Week Edition

Posted on March 31, 2023March 31, 2023 by Uncle Tony P.

It’s a bye week for the Verde & Black, which means we can sit back, relax, and totally not worry about the struggles seen during the opening month of the season.  It’s Spring now.  Hope is eternal. <looks at schedule> OH CRAP WE HAVE TO PLAY AT LAFC NEXT WEEK?!!! Deep breath.  That’s not until…

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Chicken Prediction: Recalibration

Posted on March 25, 2023March 25, 2023 by Louis de Ludovico

Gentle reader, my hens and I were wrong. Our beloved El FC didn’t win. In fact, they lost to a bunch of jort sharters. Perhaps the only solace I am taking is that the (previously assumed) omniscient Phil West failed in his prediction as well. What is clearly needed is a recalibration. A recalibration for…

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Chicken Prediction: Slinging Our Way To Victory

Posted on March 18, 2023March 18, 2023 by Louis de Ludovico

Gentle reader, we have learned this week that being an Austin tifoso is no easy task. In fact, we must always be prepared for fortune to sling us about, both to and fro. Case in point: this week’s crashing out of the CCL. But, the fickle soccer gods taketh and giveth. Last week, my hens,…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 4

Posted on March 17, 2023March 17, 2023 by Uncle Tony P.

Week 4 is here and despite the doom and gloom of CONCACAF Champions League, Austin FC are actually sitting pretty in the MLS standings with a nice 6 points out of 9.  And after playing a tough, resilient Violette squad, ATXFC gets a breather with a road match against “rival” Houston this weekend where thousands…

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La Murga Report – 3/14/23 vs. Violette

Posted on March 16, 2023March 15, 2023 by H.E. Pennypacker

The match-by-match report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.

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Chicken Prediction: Real Pain

Posted on March 11, 2023March 10, 2023 by Louis de Ludovico

Gentle reader, our last home game was a delight. It was a lesson in delayed gratification. I can’t speak for you, but I never lost doubt. The resulting release of emotion was as if I were on Eschscholtz Atoll. I’m not one to brag, but my hens, of course, picked the victory. I’m also not…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 3

Posted on March 10, 2023March 10, 2023 by Uncle Tony P.

It’s been a weird week.  In the last seven days, we’ve seen Austin FC win a league match in the final minutes, get drubbed by a little-known Haitian side in CCL action, and potentially have that same side not play the return leg in Austin due to visa issues because, ya know, CONCACAF.  At least…

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In Praise of the Dominican Republic Stadium Band

Posted on March 8, 2023March 8, 2023 by H.E. Pennypacker

A brief ode to the band of Violette fans who played in the stadium during Austin’s CCL match in Santiago on Tuesday.

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Concacaf Champions League Round of 16 Bracket

We Had Questions About CCL and Violette AC

Posted on March 7, 2023March 7, 2023 by Vinho Verde

With so many competitions this year, I’m honestly having a hard time remembering them all. So at the end of our last staff “meeting” I threw out some rapid fire questions to our resident expert, Travis McTravelface, about all things CONCACAF Champions League.  Vinho: How did Austin FC earn a spot in this competition?  Travis:…

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Sources: Austin FC brings in new technology to scout Violette FC

Posted on March 6, 2023March 5, 2023 by Charles Peacock

Austin FC is set to participate in their first ever CONCACAF Champions League Match on Tuesday, March 7. AUSTIN, March 6, 2023 – The False Nine Texas can report that thanks to sources within the Austin FC front office the club has sourced scouting of their CONCACAF Champions League opponents Violette FC. The source gave…

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