Welcome to Rivalry Week that lasts 9 days in MLS because, well, MLS. Timbers vs Sounders! El Tráfico! Houston vs Hygiene! Rivalries like these belong in the pantheon with Bob Barker vs Happy Gilmore. There’s a ton of good action this weekend, but you know why I’m here. Austin FC enters its 19th match of…
The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.
Happy Independence Day everyone! A day where Austin FC fans will celebrate our nation breaking away from England by watching the Verde & Black play a sport invented by the English, all while calling it soccer just to piss them off. Good times indeed. In order for us to properly prepare for tonight’s match, we…
After predicting El FC’s win vs. Charlotte, my beloved hens and I were riding high. In fact, we were reminded of this classic song: I found myself humming this tune for a bit before it occurred to me: Rocky Mountains? Denver? El FC? I’m a professional augur. I see the will of the gods through…
Good Afternoon, eastern conference leaders! Instead of my normal more focused article, I am going to let my mind drift this afternoon as I fly across our beautiful country from Charlotte to Denver before Denverde 3.0 on the 4th of July. It’s really too bad that we don’t play in the bonus conference since I…
Hey, last night was fun! And you know what, so was Wednesday! Austin FC got every possible result that it could have desired this week and now stands alone in 2nd place halfway through the season. But now the games are coming fast and furious, as there is a full slate of matches to ponder. …
It’s been a while since we’ve done a proper match day Know Your Foe. This is a crucial stretch for Austin FC where 4-of-5 are on the road, but if the Verde & Black can hang on, the schedule sets up nicely to make a late season run. Tonight, Austin FC begins that stretch with…
Listen, gentle reader. I messed up last match’s prediction. I knew it all along. It’s so predictable. I knew something like my prediction would go wrong (something’s always wrong). So you don’t have to call or say anything at all. It’s so predictable (so predictable). I mean, everyone’s been calling. Like I’ve been gone for…
In the immortal words of Evil Mopac’s favorite band Bon Jovi, “Whoooaaaa, we’re halfway there!” Or at least we will be after mid-week madness. That’s right, the MLS season is at the midway point and Austin FC still finds itself in great position for the playoff chase. Time to figure out who we need to…
What’s inside Austin FC player’s favorite gameday accessory? We ponder the personality, style and characteristics of each player to find out.