The False 9 Staff makes predictions for the 2023 season!
The 2023 Season Preview: The Schedule
Part 2 of the 2023 Season Preview looks at the daunting schedule Austin FC faces this year.
The Definitive Austin FC Kit Rankings
Austin FC is entering its third MLS season and we as fans are incredibly fortunate to have enjoyed our primary VerdeBlack kit. It’s iconic, unique color and pattern for the league, and made clear our love of something incredibly important in all of our lives: double insulated tumblers. Seeing those colors all over Austin has…
The 2023 Season Preview: Who’s In & Out
We’re just over two weeks away from the start of the “longest MLS season ever” and for the first time, our beloved Austin FC enters the year with real expectations for success. Sure, the Western Conference Final still stings to think about, but that humbling Hollywood afternoon should provide fuel for a team that has…
Re-watchability Guide of the Austin FC 2022 Season
The 2022 Austin FC season was memorable in so many ways, from the playoff victories, the many two goal comebacks, and easily forgettable trips to the Pacific Northwest. For those of us with AppleTV MLS subscriptions one of the bonuses is the ability to watch the any match from 2022 in its entirety. With us…
AI’s Analysis – FC Cincinnati vs. Austin FC
Lord Rodney Redes was a man of many talents, but none shone brighter than his skills on the soccer field. As a new member of the Austin FC team, he was determined to make a name for himself and prove his worth to his teammates and coaches. It was the pre-season match against FC Cincinnati,…
Odds and Ends from the MLS Schedule Release
It may have taken a few days longer than expected, but we finally have an MLS schedule. As you can imagine, schedule release day is one of the compound’s favorite days of the year. We were somewhat ok with the delay as our compound was split between boycotting the World Cup (that crew is off…
1. FC Koln vs. VfB Stuttgart – Who should you root for?
This Saturday we get to watch two teams in the bottom half of the Bundesliga play a meaningless match, but we are incredibly excited to be back at Q2 to watch live soccer. “But Charles, who am I supposed to root for?” A lot, Many, Some, Ok, fine, one person asked who they should root…
The False Nine World Cup Picks Pool
With domestic leagues having played their last fixtures this past weekend, the first ever winter World cup is upon us. As I’m sure you are aware, it is being played in the nation of Qatar after some rampant bribery very skilled negotiating on their behalf. This is the last World Cup to feature 32 teams,…
Introducing: Pasta La Muerte
We here at the False Nine, while posing as important food journalists (sorry Eater Austin for any calls you might get, it was the only way), got the scoop on a major off-season move at Q2. The latest and greatest addition to the stadium is a gourmet pasta stall set to debut in 2023 called…