Our chickens are 2 for 2 in their predictions. Who will win Austin FC vs. Portland? A stroll along Town Lake reveals the answer.
Author: Louis de Ludovico
Viewing McKalla as his personal empire, Louis lives for the beautiful game. And food. Especially flamingo tongues. A chicken savant.
Of Pitbulls and Chickens
What does our poultry prognosticator have to say about tomorrow’s game against Inter Miami?
A Proper Primer on Poultry Prognostication
We here at The False 9 Texas are nothing if not beheld to traditions. Not ersatz traditions like one might stumble upon in Frisco. No, we supporters of The FC (or, as we affectionately call it, “El FC”) take our traditions seriously. We have decided to revive the ancient Roman act of consulting sacred chickens in times…
In Frisconem
When, O Frisco, do you mean to cease abusing our patience? How long is that madness of yours still to attempt to mock us? When is there to be an end of that unbridled audacity of yours, swaggering about as it does now? Do not the SGs of the nation, do not the fans throughout the country, do…