Louis de Ludovico, Author at The False 9

A Proper Primer on Poultry Prognostication

Posted on February 26, 2022February 26, 2022 by Louis de Ludovico

We here at The False 9 Texas are nothing if not beheld to traditions. Not ersatz traditions like one might stumble upon in Frisco. No, we supporters of The FC (or, as we affectionately call it, “El FC”) take our traditions seriously. We have decided to revive the ancient Roman act of consulting sacred chickens in times…

In Frisconem

Posted on February 25, 2022February 25, 2022 by Louis de Ludovico

When, O Frisco, do you mean to cease abusing our patience? How long is that madness of yours still to attempt to mock us? When is there to be an end of that unbridled audacity of yours, swaggering about as it does now? Do not the SGs of the nation, do not the fans throughout the country, do…