(Nota Bene: You are reading an historic document. This is the first post in which every False 9 staff writer wrote a section of the post.) Still reveling in Saturday’s epic win, we felt it was necessary to take a day off and recharge our emotional batteries. When Andrea Provolone recalled the success of our…
Hello everyone and welcome to the inaugural False Nine Mailbag. This is something we will do from time to time when we need content and try to take the pulse of Austin FC fandom in a way that only we could. As always, these are the most prescient questions regarding Austin FC and it’s fan…
Butts. Butts. I like butts. Wait. Apparently for legal and “decency” reasons, the erotic friend fiction has to be saved for my secret journal. Lucky for you, I’m still allowed to talk about Butts. Hans-Jorg Butt was a soccer player from Germany. In German “butt” is “der hintern”. He played a lot of soccer but…
Along with 300 of my closest Verde brethren (250+ supporters joined by dozens of friends and family), we set foot for a march on the Capitol to see if Austin FC could finally win a road match. By now, y’all know the heroic tale of our fearless leader Pollo, but my job is to tell…
Washington DC This evening as over 300 eager Austin FC fans streamed into Audi Field, a tragedy struck. Our beloved and fearless leader Pollo was detained by stadium security. The masses begged and pleaded with the horde of Paul Blarts to release him at once. Pollo gaped at them as if to say “Do you…
What do you need to know about this week’s opponent D.C. United? Josh Wolffington and Uncle Tony P. have you covered.
Flush in her prescience of picking an ugly 1-0 win last week, Rodney decided to take a bit of a break. Honestly, my life is devoid of meaning without my hens. I just can’t take being apart from them. So, I began searching for San Julius. Last night, I had heard some crazy sounds from…
It’s hard to believe, but we are already 17.6% of the way through the MLS season. Which means that while there’s certainly a long way to go, we should probably start looking at the standings a little more often in this space. And by standings I mean the Western Conference table. Remember, all analysis of…
Houston, TX As ticket sales boom for some teams across MLS, others are feeling the pressure to dial up the intrigue in hopes of drumming up interest. While moves have been made since new ownership took over to get bodies in seats, these things can take time. “We wanted to take a cue from Major…
If you are unfamiliar with the concept of The False 9’s La Murga Report, click here. Although it may feel as if the 2022 season has just begun, the truth is that we’ve almost completed one quarter of our home games for the season. Thus, we at the La Murga Report feel we’re at the…