The match-by-match report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.
MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 3, Week 7
The Chickens Predict: Austin FC vs. FC Dallas
Hello dear readers, I’m not going to lie to you, it’s tough to write these, almost as tough as is it to watch this current iteration of Austin FC. From the lack of defending, the lack of offense, the lack of Josh Wolff taking accountability, it’s tough to find any kind of silver lining. So…
What to watch instead of Austin FC: The Nice Guys
If you aren’t aware, and based on box office numbers most of you aren’t, “The Nice Guys” is a movie from 2016 starring Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling in a throwback to 1970s action films. Written and Directed by Shane Black, who built his career on writing these kinds of Odd Couple action movies (The…
MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 3, Week 6
It’s match day 6 of the MLS season and everything surrounding Austin FC sucks right now. Luckily, the rest of the league exists for us to enjoy.
The Definitive Austin FC Giveaway Index – Netspend Phone Wallet (3/16/2024)
There are very few things in life better than getting something for free. It’s why the human race has engineered ways to fire hot dogs, t-shirts, and tacos out of a compressed air cannon We here at The False Nine, in our attempt to cover all aspects of Austin FC fandom, have come up with…
La Murga Report – 3/16/24 vs. Philadelphia
The match-by-match report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.
MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 3, Week 4
Saturday, March 16th Chicago Fire vs CF Montreal – 1:00 p.m. (Apple TV)Montreal are in the middle of a six game road trip to start the season and have picked up 7 points in 3 games. Quickly becoming a team to watch. Chicago…..well they technically field a team. D.C. United vs Inter Miami – 1:00…
A Declaration of Verdependence
As Philadelphia comes to Q2 Stadium, Turd Verdeson & Louis de Ludovico have come together to create The Declaration of Verdependence.
La Murga Report – 3/9/24 vs. St. Louis CITY
The match-by-match report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.