We here at The False 9 Texas are nothing if not beheld to traditions. Not ersatz traditions like one might stumble upon in Frisco. No, we supporters of The FC (or, as we affectionately call it, “El FC”) take our traditions seriously. We have decided to revive the ancient Roman act of consulting sacred chickens in times…
What can we say about Austin FC’s defensive performance in 2021? As for me, I’d probably start with “dumpster fire” and then progress from there. Only two teams allowed more goals in MLS, and only three teams had more expected goals allowed. Were it not for Brad Stuver playing like the second coming of Lev…
Uncle Tony P. explores the worst chant in all of American soccer.
When, O Frisco, do you mean to cease abusing our patience? How long is that madness of yours still to attempt to mock us? When is there to be an end of that unbridled audacity of yours, swaggering about as it does now? Do not the SGs of the nation, do not the fans throughout the country, do…