What does our poultry prognosticator have to say about tomorrow’s game against Inter Miami?
MLS Week 2 Cheering Guide
Uncle Tony P. gives you the ultimate Austin FC cheering guide for MLS action this week.
A Perfectly Good Beer by Verdier Drogba
Guest Post In the afternoon came the mist, and a timid February breeze carried the mist at an angle below the metal roof and it landed on our laps and bled through the denim and we were cold now, watching 22 grown men stretch and kick a ball on the wet grass. I was thinking…
A Love Letter to Rodney Redes’ Wikipedia Editors
Here is Rodney Redes’ Wikipedia page. Please take a moment to soak it all in. Bathe in it. Bask in it. Re-read it several times if you so choose. I promise that this post will still be here when you are done. Are you finished? Good. Now that you’ve familiarized yourself with the text, let’s…
“We’ve Got Some Veterans Here”
And now we can actually get started. So much of Austin FC’s inaugural season was special. Not just exciting, or inspiring, or any of the usual feelings of joy that accompany sports, but capital S all caps “SPECIAL.” The first road match. SPECIAL. The first goal. SPECIAL. The first home match. SPECIAL. The first celebrity…
Yoga Pose Of The Match Vs. Cincinnati 02/26/2022
Sister Tony P’s Recap: The FC Cincinnati Match
Sister Tony P. knows very little about the intricacies of soccer, but gives us her analysis anyway on the debuts of Max Urruti, Felipe Martins, Ethan Finlay, and more. And yes, it involves foosball and a fish.
La Murga Report – 2/26/2022 vs. FC Cincinnati
If you have spent any time in the Austin FC supporters Facebook group in the past nine months, first and foremost you have my sympathy: it’s a hive of scum and villainy that only serves to make the discourse around the team collectively dumber and more caustic. But if you were brave enough to wade…
Know Your Foe: FC Cincinnati
Verde fans, it’s time for Match Day #1 of the 2022 MLS Season! Today we welcome the team from Ohio that we don’t actually loathe: FC Cincinnati! This will be Austin FC’s first ever match against the Orange and Blue, so let us help you get acquainted with our visitors. FC Cincinnati Fast Facts MLS…
A Proper Primer on Poultry Prognostication
We here at The False 9 Texas are nothing if not beheld to traditions. Not ersatz traditions like one might stumble upon in Frisco. No, we supporters of The FC (or, as we affectionately call it, “El FC”) take our traditions seriously. We have decided to revive the ancient Roman act of consulting sacred chickens in times…