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La Murga Report – 4/10/2022 vs. Minnesota

Posted on April 11, 2022April 24, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

If you are unfamiliar with the concept of The False 9’s La Murga Report, click here. Although it may feel as if the 2022 season has just begun, the truth is that we’ve almost completed one quarter of our home games for the season. Thus, we at the La Murga Report feel we’re at the…

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Know Your Foe: Minnesota United FC

Posted on April 10, 2022April 10, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Let’s take a few minutes to get to know our visitors this week: Minnesota United FC. And yes, the loon is a horrible creature.

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Malaise for Minnesota

Posted on April 9, 2022April 9, 2022 by Louis de Ludovico

San Julius and I took a punch to the gut last week from which we’ve yet to recover. Who could’ve imagined Wolff’s professional goal was to mimic the 1993 Houston Oilers dramatic collapse vs the Buffalo Bills?  Seriously, I am a chicken savant and our hens are good at what they do.  However, not even…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Week 6

Posted on April 8, 2022April 8, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Well hello there and welcome to the end of the work week! Trying to figure out what games to watch all day Saturday while you patiently wait for ATXFC to kick-off for some Sunday MLS After Dark action? I got you covered. And bonus: I’m going to let you know who you should root for!…

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The Rodney Redes Conundrum

Posted on April 5, 2022April 5, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

A lot can be said about Rodney Redes. He was the first signing in Austin FC history. He has a fascinating Wikipedia page. He has the support of his manager and seems to be a welcome presence in the locker room. But what cannot be said is that he has proven himself to be an…

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Austin FC Players As Pro Wrestlers

Posted on April 4, 2022April 16, 2022 by Andrea Provolone

This past weekend was a 2-day long Wrestlemania event in “Dallas”. The spandex, the moves, the questionably large bulges, the athleticism, the oiliness. I found myself inspired and pondering what it would look like if each Austin FC player had a unique in-ring name, finishing move, weakness and entrance music. Here’s a few of my…

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Know Your Foe: San Jose Earthquakes

Posted on April 2, 2022April 2, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

We’re back from the international break and it’s time to hit the road again as the Verde & Black take on the 13th place team in the West: The San Jose Earthquakes. But don’t let their spot in the standings fool you. After last September’s shenanigans at Q2 Stadium, this one means a little more….

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Nothing Is As It Seems

Posted on April 1, 2022April 1, 2022 by Louis de Ludovico

In an effort to escape Austin and its oppressive March heat and humidity, San Julius and I decided to go on a little outing to the Bay Area.  To San Jose, specifically, so that we might also do some recon for the upcoming El FC match. We decided to book our flight.  On my first…

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Filling Your Bucket

Posted on April 1, 2022April 1, 2022 by Louis de Ludovico

I’m really proud of a phrase I once wrote:  The times, they are a changing. Indeed they are.  We are in the midst of an international break.  We are running on an El FC deficit.  This has led to not a small amount of conflicts here at the compound.  So, we decided to approach our…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Week 5

Posted on March 31, 2022March 31, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Now that we’re all done stressing over World Cup qualification, we can get back to MLS season with this week’s cheering guide. Remember, I’m here to let you know who you, loyal fan of Austin FC, should root for this weekend. Chicago Fire FC vs FC Dallas – 2:30 p.m. (Univision, TUDN, Twitter) Did y’all…

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