Austin FC Players And Their Boy Band Equivalents
La Murga Report – 3/6/2022 vs. Inter Miami
If you’re unfamiliar with the premise of La Murga Report, last week’s post should clarify things. But before I get to the latest numbers from Austin FC’s win against Inter Miami, I must first deal with a murky philosophical question. The Sound of Silence On Saturday night, it was announced that Q2 Stadium would observe…
Know Your Foe: Inter Miami
The False 9 previews this week’s opponent to get you prepped for the match. Learn more about David Beckham’s Inter Miami!
Of Pitbulls and Chickens
What does our poultry prognosticator have to say about tomorrow’s game against Inter Miami?
MLS Week 2 Cheering Guide
Uncle Tony P. gives you the ultimate Austin FC cheering guide for MLS action this week.
A Perfectly Good Beer by Verdier Drogba
Guest Post In the afternoon came the mist, and a timid February breeze carried the mist at an angle below the metal roof and it landed on our laps and bled through the denim and we were cold now, watching 22 grown men stretch and kick a ball on the wet grass. I was thinking…
A Love Letter to Rodney Redes’ Wikipedia Editors
Here is Rodney Redes’ Wikipedia page. Please take a moment to soak it all in. Bathe in it. Bask in it. Re-read it several times if you so choose. I promise that this post will still be here when you are done. Are you finished? Good. Now that you’ve familiarized yourself with the text, let’s…
“We’ve Got Some Veterans Here”
And now we can actually get started. So much of Austin FC’s inaugural season was special. Not just exciting, or inspiring, or any of the usual feelings of joy that accompany sports, but capital S all caps “SPECIAL.” The first road match. SPECIAL. The first goal. SPECIAL. The first home match. SPECIAL. The first celebrity…
Yoga Pose Of The Match Vs. Cincinnati 02/26/2022
Sister Tony P’s Recap: The FC Cincinnati Match
Sister Tony P. knows very little about the intricacies of soccer, but gives us her analysis anyway on the debuts of Max Urruti, Felipe Martins, Ethan Finlay, and more. And yes, it involves foosball and a fish.