Along with 300 of my closest Verde brethren (250+ supporters joined by dozens of friends and family), we set foot for a march on the Capitol to see if Austin FC could finally win a road match. By now, y’all know the heroic tale of our fearless leader Pollo, but my job is to tell…
Washington DC This evening as over 300 eager Austin FC fans streamed into Audi Field, a tragedy struck. Our beloved and fearless leader Pollo was detained by stadium security. The masses begged and pleaded with the horde of Paul Blarts to release him at once. Pollo gaped at them as if to say “Do you…
What do you need to know about this week’s opponent D.C. United? Josh Wolffington and Uncle Tony P. have you covered.
Flush in her prescience of picking an ugly 1-0 win last week, Rodney decided to take a bit of a break. Honestly, my life is devoid of meaning without my hens. I just can’t take being apart from them. So, I began searching for San Julius. Last night, I had heard some crazy sounds from…
It’s hard to believe, but we are already 17.6% of the way through the MLS season. Which means that while there’s certainly a long way to go, we should probably start looking at the standings a little more often in this space. And by standings I mean the Western Conference table. Remember, all analysis of…
Houston, TX As ticket sales boom for some teams across MLS, others are feeling the pressure to dial up the intrigue in hopes of drumming up interest. While moves have been made since new ownership took over to get bodies in seats, these things can take time. “We wanted to take a cue from Major…
If you are unfamiliar with the concept of The False 9’s La Murga Report, click here. Although it may feel as if the 2022 season has just begun, the truth is that we’ve almost completed one quarter of our home games for the season. Thus, we at the La Murga Report feel we’re at the…
Let’s take a few minutes to get to know our visitors this week: Minnesota United FC. And yes, the loon is a horrible creature.
San Julius and I took a punch to the gut last week from which we’ve yet to recover. Who could’ve imagined Wolff’s professional goal was to mimic the 1993 Houston Oilers dramatic collapse vs the Buffalo Bills? Seriously, I am a chicken savant and our hens are good at what they do. However, not even…
Well hello there and welcome to the end of the work week! Trying to figure out what games to watch all day Saturday while you patiently wait for ATXFC to kick-off for some Sunday MLS After Dark action? I got you covered. And bonus: I’m going to let you know who you should root for!…