Austin FC enters it’s first derby week of the season sitting in 2nd place both in the West and the Supporter’s Shield standings with 17 points through 8 games. For perspective, ATXFC did not reach 17 points until August 21st last year on matchday #20. “Easy” early schedule or not, the improvement is real and…
La Murga Report – 4/23/22 vs. Vancouver
If you are unfamiliar with the concept of The False 9’s La Murga Report, click here. This week, we would be remiss if we didn’t highlight the release of La Murga de Austin Vol. 1, the band’s first collection of recorded songs and chants. You can find the album on Spotify and Apple Music. The fact…
Fagundez Sucks Life Force From Willing Donors Prior To Vancouver Matchup
After a grueling 120 minute performance on Wednesday night, most of Austin would have been correct in assuming Diego Fagundez was due to sit out at least a large portion of Saturday night’s match against the Vancouver whitecaps. What unsuspecting Austinites did not know was that upon their arrival back home on Wednesday night, dozens…
Know Your Foe: Vancouver Whitecaps FC
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Wednesday night sucked. But I’m hear to lay a hard truth on everyone: It’s time to move on. Austin FC enters tonight’s match in 2nd place in the Western Conference and 3rd place in the race for the Supporter’s Shield. The MLS season is 20% over, and while there is certainly a…
And Then There Were Three (Chickens, that is)
What an eventful week we’ve had at the compound! After our noteworthy group trip to San Antone, our chickens, San Julius and Rodney, requested a break. They needed a moment to mentally recover from the debacle in the US Open Cup and time to emotionally convalesce from hotboxing with Andrea Provelone. What upsets me most…
MLS Cheering Guide – Week 8
I’m going to level with you all. It’s been a long, tiring week. Having had the privilege of attending both games in D.C. and San Antonio, I am more than ready for a home match Saturday. So today, you get the first ever “Lazy person’s Austin FC MLS Cheering Guide” where all games are summed…
Know Your Foe: San Antonio FC
Let Tracy Tree be your guide to all things San Antonio as we learn about our first ever U.S. Open Cup opponent: San Antonio FC.
Fear and Loathing in San Antonio
(Nota Bene: You are reading an historic document. This is the first post in which every False 9 staff writer wrote a section of the post.) Still reveling in Saturday’s epic win, we felt it was necessary to take a day off and recharge our emotional batteries. When Andrea Provolone recalled the success of our…
The False Nine Mailbag 4/18/2022
Hello everyone and welcome to the inaugural False Nine Mailbag. This is something we will do from time to time when we need content and try to take the pulse of Austin FC fandom in a way that only we could. As always, these are the most prescient questions regarding Austin FC and it’s fan…
Green Legs and Hams: An Erotic Friend Fiction
Butts. Butts. I like butts. Wait. Apparently for legal and “decency” reasons, the erotic friend fiction has to be saved for my secret journal. Lucky for you, I’m still allowed to talk about Butts. Hans-Jorg Butt was a soccer player from Germany. In German “butt” is “der hintern”. He played a lot of soccer but…