MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 3, Week 7

Austin FC won a game!  I could get all realistic about how it was against an under-manned and pretty awful Frisco team, or how ATXFC still fell behind 1-0 at home, or how its just the second win since July, but I won’t.  Austin finally, FINALLY won a match and I refuse to be mad about it.

Now if we can just find a way to actually beat San Jose for the first time ever this weekend, I’ll look like this guy at the end of 90 minutes:

Oh, that reminds me, it’s WrestleMania weekend!  For each game this week, instead of a 1-2 sentence synopsis, I will instead choose a Mania match from this year’s card as the correlation preview.  Why, you ask?  Because it’s my column, I’m a dork, and I can.

Saturday, April 6^th

FC Cincinnati vs New York Red Bulls – 6:30 p.m. (Apple TV)
Seth Rollins vs Drew McIntyre – World Heavyweight Championship Match

Columbus vs D.C. United – 6:30 p.m. (Apple TV)
Gunther vs Sami Zayn – Intercontinental Championship Match

Inter Miami vs Colorado Rapids – 6:30 p.m. (Apple TV)
Rhea Ripley vs Becky Lynch – Women’s World Championship Match

New England Revolution vs FC Charlotte – 6:30 p.m. (Apple TV)
LA Knight vs AJ Styles

NYCFC vs Atlanta United – 6:30 p.m. (Apple TV)
Six Pack Ladder Match – Tag Team Championships

Vancouver Whitecaps vs Toronto FC – 6:30 p.m. (Apple TV)
Jimmy Uso vs Jey Uso

LAFC vs LA Galaxy – 6:45 p.m. (FOX/Apple TV)
Roman Reigns vs Cody Rhodes – WWE Undisputed Universal Championship Match

Chicago Fire vs Houston Dynamo – 7:30 p.m. (Apple TV)
Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee vs Dominik Mysterio & Santon Escobar

Minnesota United vs Real Salt Lake – 7:30 p.m. (Apple TV)
The Rock & Roman Reigns vs Cody Rhodes & Seth Rollins – Night 1 Tag Match

Nashville SC vs Philadelphia Union – 7:30 p.m. (Apple TV)
Bobby Lashlee & The Street Profits vs The Final Testament – Philadelphia Street Fight

St. Louis CITY vs FC Dallas – 7:30 p.m. (Apple TV)
Bianca Belair, Jade Cargill, & Naomi vs Damage CTRL

Seattle Sounders vs CF Montreal – 9:30 p.m. (Apple TV)
Logan Paul vs Randy Orton vs Kevin Owens – United States Championship

Sunday, April 7^th

Sporting KC vs Portland Timbers – 12:45 p.m. (FOX/Apple TV)
Io Sky vs Bayley – WWE Women’s Championship Match