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Author: Uncle Tony P.

Uncle Tony P. is a lifelong Austin FC supporter and overall handsome son of a bitch who always has a full supply of mustard on hand for his Verde friends.

MLS Cheering Guide – Week 30

Posted on September 8, 2022September 8, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

So. Many. Games. Saturday will mark a nearly full slate of MLS action, with the lone exception being a Friday night match north of the border. The playoff picture is starting to become a bit clearer and Austin FC controls it’s own destiny for 2nd place, but a little help never hurt anyone. Plus we’ve…

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Playoff Potential: The Final Five Games

Posted on September 6, 2022September 6, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

So, I have to be honest with you fine folks.  I was doing fun Labor Day Weekend things and didn’t really pay close attention to Austin FC’s game at Nashville.  But scrolling Twitter the next day, it seems that the Verde fan-base is in this mode: To which I would like to say, once again,…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 29

Posted on September 1, 2022September 1, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

I’m tired y’all.  The delayed start to last night’s game meant a late arrival back at the False 9 compound.  The coffee did not hit right this morning, but the world of MLS doesn’t stop as we have a full weekend of games to scope out.  Let’s get this done so that I can take…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 28

Posted on August 29, 2022August 29, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

You know what I think I enjoyed almost as much as beating the shit out of LAFC last Friday night?  Having the entire rest of the weekend to kick back and watch everyone else duke it out while I basically did this: Good times.  But we must move on quickly as there is a full…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Week 27

Posted on August 24, 2022August 24, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

MLS teams have between 6-9 (nice!) games left to play in the 2022 regular season, meaning it’s officially crunch time for everyone trying to make the playoffs.  In the East, 5th through 9th place is separated by just 2 points, while the West logjam sees 6th through 10th place with only a 3-point difference.  With…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Week 26

Posted on August 18, 2022August 18, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

We are less than two months from the playoffs starting, which is weird to think about because this season has flown by.  Luckily for us, this is MLS and the unique setup of the league typically offers up an insane stretch run where a bunch of teams are in a Ron Burgundy news team fight. …

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MLS Midweek Cheering Guide – 8/16 & 8/17

Posted on August 16, 2022August 15, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

It’s a midweek cheering guide. You know what that means? Quick hits! Remember, we aren’t picking winners here. We’re trying to figure out who to root for so that it helps Austin FC (or, ya know, makes us laugh). All ratings are on a scale of 1-5, with 5 being the most impactful towards ATXFC….

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MLS Cheering Guide – Week 25

Posted on August 11, 2022August 11, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Do you like goals?  Then boy howdy did MLS provide for you last week! One would think scoring may revert to the mean a little this weekend across the league as the stars of MLS should be tired from kicking Liga MX’s all over Minnesota.  But it’s MLS, so expect chaos at all times.  The…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Week 24

Posted on August 4, 2022August 4, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Welcome to the time in the MLS season where the term “6-pointer” becomes part of the match week preview! What is a 6-pointer you ask? It’s when two teams battling for similar playoff positions face-off in a game. If one team picks up the win, they gain three points while the other theoretically loses out…

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Random August Mid-Week Cheering Guide

Posted on August 2, 2022August 2, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Q: Uncle Tony P, why is there a mid-week cheering guide when Austin FC doesn’t play until the weekend?A: Don’t know, don’t care. MLS Mid-week Madness baby!!! <clanks beers together like Stone Cold> Q: OK, but do you plan on doing actual analysis for these matches?A: Hell no! Quick hits here we come. Games That…

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