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Author: Uncle Tony P.

Uncle Tony P. is a lifelong Austin FC supporter and overall handsome son of a bitch who always has a full supply of mustard on hand for his Verde friends.

MLS Cheering Guide – Week 22

Posted on July 22, 2022July 22, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

These are the weeks I love.  Austin FC plays Sunday night while every other game except for one is on Saturday, meaning we can take in a full slate of MLS while sitting around in our underwear with a beer in hand.  The chaos that is the Western Division standings leaves us a lot to…

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Know Your Foe: FC Frisco Part 2

Posted on July 16, 2022July 16, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Listen, you already know about that team in Southern Oklahoma. I don’t need to educate you on them. So today, I have a message for the boys in Verde. Gentlemen – I have no problem being blunt with you. Tonight’s match is the most important one in Austin FC’s short history. Yes, we can take…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Week 21

Posted on July 14, 2022July 14, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Cheering guides in back-to-back days?  What is this anarchy?! Last night couldn’t have gone much better for the Verde & Black, as Austin now sits a full 10 points clear of 3rd place in the West.  Why does that matter?  Because if ATXFC were to finish in 2nd, they would be guaranteed at least two…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Week 20

Posted on July 13, 2022July 13, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Good morning TOP OF THE LEAGUE Verde friends!  Now that I’ve had my coffee and begun to come down from last night’s ass whipping of Houston, it’s time to turn our attention to a 10 game MLS slate tonight.  3rd thru 9th place in the West are separated by just four points.  Let’s figure out…

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Know Your Foe: Houston Part 2

Posted on July 12, 2022July 12, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Fuck Houston. That is all.

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Know Your Foe: Atlanta United FC

Posted on July 9, 2022July 9, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Just like Willie, we’re on the road again this week as Austin FC finishes off a three games in nine days away stretch. ATXFC will look to make it a perfect 3-for-3 in front of over 70,000 fans at Mercedes-Benz Stadium as they take on Atlanta United FC for the very first time tonight.

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MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 19

Posted on July 7, 2022July 7, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Welcome to Rivalry Week that lasts 9 days in MLS because, well, MLS.  Timbers vs Sounders! El Tráfico! Houston vs Hygiene! Rivalries like these belong in the pantheon with Bob Barker vs Happy Gilmore. There’s a ton of good action this weekend, but you know why I’m here.  Austin FC enters its 19th match of…

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Know Your Foe: Colorado Rapids

Posted on July 4, 2022July 4, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Happy Independence Day everyone!  A day where Austin FC fans will celebrate our nation breaking away from England by watching the Verde & Black play a sport invented by the English, all while calling it soccer just to piss them off.  Good times indeed. In order for us to properly prepare for tonight’s match, we…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 18

Posted on July 1, 2022July 1, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Hey, last night was fun!  And you know what, so was Wednesday!  Austin FC got every possible result that it could have desired this week and now stands alone in 2nd place halfway through the season.  But now the games are coming fast and furious, as there is a full slate of matches to ponder. …

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Know Your Foe: Charlotte FC

Posted on June 30, 2022June 30, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

It’s been a while since we’ve done a proper match day Know Your Foe.  This is a crucial stretch for Austin FC where 4-of-5 are on the road, but if the Verde & Black can hang on, the schedule sets up nicely to make a late season run.  Tonight, Austin FC begins that stretch with…

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