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Author: Uncle Tony P.

Uncle Tony P. is a lifelong Austin FC supporter and overall handsome son of a bitch who always has a full supply of mustard on hand for his Verde friends.

MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 17

Posted on June 28, 2022June 28, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

In the immortal words of Evil Mopac’s favorite band Bon Jovi, “Whoooaaaa, we’re halfway there!”  Or at least we will be after mid-week madness.  That’s right, the MLS season is at the midway point and Austin FC still finds itself in great position for the playoff chase.  Time to figure out who we need to…

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Know Your Foe: FC Frisco

Posted on June 25, 2022June 25, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

It’s Derby Day. Screw Dallas and the mini-van they rode in on.

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MLS Cheering Guide – Week 16

Posted on June 24, 2022June 24, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Before the big Derby match against Frisco, we need to assess what else is happening in the league.  So let’s consult the Austin FC cheering guide!

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MLS Cheering Guide – Week 15

Posted on June 16, 2022June 16, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

After an absurdly long international break, the insanity that is MLS comes roaring back in full force with 14 games slated for the weekend.  Sure, some teams played actual league games during the break, but those were largely one-offs thanks to World Cup qualifying and Nations League matches galore.  This week there are no outliers…

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Playoff Potential: What Does History Tell Us About ATXFC’s Post-Season Chances?

Posted on June 2, 2022June 2, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Austin FC struggled heading into the international break. So why should fans calm down and relish the team’s current position in the table?

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Know Your Foe: L.A. Galaxy Part Deux

Posted on May 29, 2022May 29, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Welcome to the final match day for quite a while, Verde faithful. MLS is going on hiatus for a few weeks as an international break looms, meaning today’s game against the L.A. Galaxy needs to be a good one to keep the strong vibes rolling during the time off. Usually this space is reserved to…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 14

Posted on May 27, 2022May 27, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

It’s time for your weekly dose of MLS!  The league has wisely decided to avoid scheduling any games for Saturday afternoon so that we can all enjoy the Fake Champions League Final (CLL for life!), meaning we have a Golden Corral style buffet of games for Saturday night to enjoy without the stress of an…

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Know Your Foe: Orlando City

Posted on May 22, 2022May 22, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Let’s learn more about the team from a city that has attractions where live alligators are CONSTANTLY TRYING TO EAT YOU!

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MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 13

Posted on May 20, 2022May 20, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

It’s time to turn the page quickly because Austin FC has gone from hunter to hunted. The rest of the league will be cheering for our downfall, so we let’s take some time to figure out whose demise we are rooting for this weekend.

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Know Your Foe: LAFC

Posted on May 18, 2022May 18, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Tonight, the Verde & Black return to the site of their unveiling under wildly different circumstances.  Gone are the “just happy to be here” vibes of an expansion team, having been replaced with a gritty mix of veterans and young talent fighting early in the season for a playoff spot. 

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