Welcome back friends! I have one message for Austin FC this week. Now to the rest of MLS. Saturday, April 13th Portland Timbers vs LAFC – 3:45 p.m. (FOX/Apple TV)The Timbers are kind of like Austin: not very good, but sometimes very entertaining. Wouldn’t be shocked if they win here though as LAFC is 0-for-3…
It’s match day 6 of the MLS season and everything surrounding Austin FC sucks right now. Luckily, the rest of the league exists for us to enjoy.
Saturday, March 16th Chicago Fire vs CF Montreal – 1:00 p.m. (Apple TV)Montreal are in the middle of a six game road trip to start the season and have picked up 7 points in 3 games. Quickly becoming a team to watch. Chicago…..well they technically field a team. D.C. United vs Inter Miami – 1:00…
Saturday, March 9th NYCFC vs Portland Timbers – 1:00 p.m. (Apple TV)Can NYCFC can keep pace with Austin and San Jose in the early race for the Wooden Spoon? Toronto FC vs FC Charlotte – 1:00 p.m. (Apple TV)A battle between two teams whom I may have underestimated in the pre-season. The game to watch…
I woke up this past Sunday morning and did my usual in-season routine: During this week’s pod in which The False 9’s own Charles Peacock was a panelist, the group spoke briefly about Josh Wolff’s job status and mentioned that Austin FC had only procured 56 points in its last 50 MLS regular season matches….
Saturday, March 2nd Real Salt Lake vs LAFC – 1:00 p.m. CT (Apple TV)I can give you soccer reasons to watch this game. But why do that when it is very likely going to be complete chaos thanks to the weather?! 65 MPH wind gusts!!!! Calling it right now: a keeper is going to try…
August 6th, 2022. Verdisimo, our resident Austin FC Luchador, was brought into existence. Like a true wrestling hero, he arrived with fanfare and was immediately pushed, as we say in the business, with 7 points in four games including an incredible comeback against Sporting KC where the team twice kicked out of the opposition’s best…
Hello you MLS Sickos! Somehow Austin FC avoided relegation last year so we’re back for year number four in this zany ass league. Speaking of, I should probably get you caught up on a few things: Usually in this space we do a “cheering guide”, where I try to make informed decisions on who we…
The False 9 Staff is here to preview the 2024 MLS season for Austin FC. Can they make the playoffs? And what is Rodo cooking?