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Author: Uncle Tony P.

Uncle Tony P. is a lifelong Austin FC supporter and overall handsome son of a bitch who always has a full supply of mustard on hand for his Verde friends.

MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 3, Week 12

Posted on May 10, 2024May 10, 2024 by Uncle Tony P.

Austin FC is going to Toyotathon in Frisco this weekend plus a look at all of the other MLS action on tap.

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MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 3, Week 11

Posted on May 3, 2024May 3, 2024 by Uncle Tony P.

Don’t look now, but Austin FC has won four of its last five matches, including a shutout of the Western Conference’s top scoring team.  I’ll be honest with you: I’m shocked.  This team looked like it would be lucky to average 1 PPG for the entire season after five weeks, but a healthy Driussi plus…

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MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 3, Week 10

Posted on April 26, 2024April 26, 2024 by Uncle Tony P.

Breakfast at Q2! What do you call a match where a team with one of the most potent attacks in the league squares off against the team that is dead last in xG against per game? You call it L.A. Galaxy at Austin FC! On the bright side, the Galaxy also have a terrible defense. …

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MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 3, Week 9

Posted on April 19, 2024April 19, 2024 by Uncle Tony P.

It’s 4/20 this weekend, so we’ve put together a half-baked preview for the rest of MLS because Austin FC is mostly pain.

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MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 3, Week 8

Posted on April 12, 2024April 12, 2024 by Uncle Tony P.

Welcome back friends!  I have one message for Austin FC this week. Now to the rest of MLS. Saturday, April 13th Portland Timbers vs LAFC – 3:45 p.m. (FOX/Apple TV)The Timbers are kind of like Austin: not very good, but sometimes very entertaining.  Wouldn’t be shocked if they win here though as LAFC is 0-for-3…

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MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 3, Week 7

Posted on April 5, 2024April 5, 2024 by Uncle Tony P.

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MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 3, Week 6

Posted on March 29, 2024March 29, 2024 by Uncle Tony P.

It’s match day 6 of the MLS season and everything surrounding Austin FC sucks right now. Luckily, the rest of the league exists for us to enjoy.

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MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 3, Week 4

Posted on March 15, 2024March 15, 2024 by Uncle Tony P.

Saturday, March 16th Chicago Fire vs CF Montreal – 1:00 p.m. (Apple TV)Montreal are in the middle of a six game road trip to start the season and have picked up 7 points in 3 games.  Quickly becoming a team to watch.  Chicago…..well they technically field a team. D.C. United vs Inter Miami – 1:00…

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MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 3, Week 3

Posted on March 8, 2024March 8, 2024 by Uncle Tony P.

Saturday, March 9th NYCFC vs Portland Timbers – 1:00 p.m. (Apple TV)Can NYCFC can keep pace with Austin and San Jose in the early race for the Wooden Spoon? Toronto FC vs FC Charlotte – 1:00 p.m. (Apple TV)A battle between two teams whom I may have underestimated in the pre-season.  The game to watch…

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50 Games of Futility: You’re Losing Us Anthony

Posted on March 5, 2024March 5, 2024 by Uncle Tony P.

I woke up this past Sunday morning and did my usual in-season routine: During this week’s pod in which The False 9’s own Charles Peacock was a panelist, the group spoke briefly about Josh Wolff’s job status and mentioned that Austin FC had only procured 56 points in its last 50 MLS regular season matches….

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