Uncle Tony P. lets Austin FC fans know who to cheer for in Week 3 MLS action.
Author: Uncle Tony P.
Claudio Reyna is a 4D Chess Master
Claudio Reyna is a genius. He’s playing a game of chess that no one else is thinking about and I love him for it. Let me explain. Last summer, the news began hitting Austin FC Twitter that a talented forward from Russian powerhouse Zenit was coming to ply his trade at Q2 Stadium. Since arriving,…
Know Your Foe: Inter Miami
The False 9 previews this week’s opponent to get you prepped for the match. Learn more about David Beckham’s Inter Miami!
MLS Week 2 Cheering Guide
Uncle Tony P. gives you the ultimate Austin FC cheering guide for MLS action this week.
Sister Tony P’s Recap: The FC Cincinnati Match
Sister Tony P. knows very little about the intricacies of soccer, but gives us her analysis anyway on the debuts of Max Urruti, Felipe Martins, Ethan Finlay, and more. And yes, it involves foosball and a fish.
Know Your Foe: FC Cincinnati
Verde fans, it’s time for Match Day #1 of the 2022 MLS Season! Today we welcome the team from Ohio that we don’t actually loathe: FC Cincinnati! This will be Austin FC’s first ever match against the Orange and Blue, so let us help you get acquainted with our visitors. FC Cincinnati Fast Facts MLS…
We Love Ya, We Love Ya Not
Uncle Tony P. explores the worst chant in all of American soccer.