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Author: H.E. Pennypacker

H.E. Pennypacker spends far too much time thinking about Austin FC, much to the consternation of his friends, family, and employers. He could really go for a sandwich right about now.

La Murga Report – 3/6/2022 vs. Inter Miami

Posted on March 7, 2022March 21, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

If you’re unfamiliar with the premise of La Murga Report, last week’s post should clarify things. But before I get to the latest numbers from Austin FC’s win against Inter Miami, I must first deal with a murky philosophical question. The Sound of Silence On Saturday night, it was announced that Q2 Stadium would observe…

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A Love Letter to Rodney Redes’ Wikipedia Editors

Posted on March 2, 2022March 2, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

Here is Rodney Redes’ Wikipedia page. Please take a moment to soak it all in. Bathe in it. Bask in it. Re-read it several times if you so choose. I promise that this post will still be here when you are done. Are you finished? Good. Now that you’ve familiarized yourself with the text, let’s…

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La Murga Report – 2/26/2022 vs. FC Cincinnati

Posted on February 27, 2022February 27, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

If you have spent any time in the Austin FC supporters Facebook group in the past nine months, first and foremost you have my sympathy: it’s a hive of scum and villainy that only serves to make the discourse around the team collectively dumber and more caustic. But if you were brave enough to wade…

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The Curious Case of Julio Cascante

Posted on February 25, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

What can we say about Austin FC’s defensive performance in 2021? As for me, I’d probably start with “dumpster fire” and then progress from there. Only two teams allowed more goals in MLS, and only three teams had more expected goals allowed. Were it not for Brad Stuver playing like the second coming of Lev…

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