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Author: H.E. Pennypacker

H.E. Pennypacker spends far too much time thinking about Austin FC, much to the consternation of his friends, family, and employers. He could really go for a sandwich right about now.

La Murga Report – 8/13/22 vs. Kansas City

Posted on August 14, 2022August 14, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

If you are unfamiliar with the concept of The False 9’s La Murga Report, click here. Friends, we think it’s late enough in the season that you should know exactly how the Murga Report sausage is made, so to speak. The most important thing to note is that The False 9 is not part of the…

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La Murga Report – 8/6/22 vs. San Jose

Posted on August 7, 2022August 7, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.

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La Murga Report – 7/24/22 vs. New York Red Bulls

Posted on July 25, 2022July 25, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.

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La Murga Report (Travel Edition) – 7/16/22 at Frisco

Posted on July 18, 2022July 25, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.

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La Murga Report – 7/12/22 vs. Houston

Posted on July 13, 2022July 13, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.

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What Can You Get at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta For the Cost of One Electric Jellyfish at Q2?

Posted on July 11, 2022July 12, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

A pint of Electric Jellyfish beer is famously $18 at Q2. So what can you get for $18 in Atlanta?

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La Murga Report (Travel Edition) – 7/4/22 at Colorado

Posted on July 5, 2022July 5, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.

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La Murga Report – 6/25/22 vs. FC Frisco

Posted on June 27, 2022June 27, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.

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The Science of Time-Wasting

Posted on June 22, 2022June 22, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

Our author answers the burning question “how hard do you have to kick a ball to keep it aloft for an entire half?”

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Playoff Potential: Actually, Now Might Be a Good Time To Panic

Posted on June 3, 2022June 3, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

Yesterday, my esteemed colleague Uncle Tony P. laid out the case for why Austin FC fans should remain calm after the team’s first rocky patch of the season. It was a perfectly reasonable take, backed by data, and argued well enough that even the most skittish among us probably felt their blood pressure drop a…

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