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Month: September 2024

When Does The Pain Stop?

Posted on September 26, 2024September 26, 2024 by Uncle Tony P.

It’s been a while since we’ve convened here.  Sometimes life happens.  Sometimes you just feel no motivation to write.  And sometimes Josh Wolff kills your soccer loving soul. I’ve been at stage 3 for quite a while now and have no interest in fully relitigating the case against Josh Wolff.  It’s pretty obvious to anyone…

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What to Watch Instead of Austin FC: She’s the Man (2006)

Posted on September 18, 2024September 18, 2024 by Charles Peacock

Hello Austin FC faithful (because let’s be honest, that’s all who is left this season). As Austin are coming off a 2-1 loss to Toronto FC Saturday and take on LAFC at BMO Stadium (where Austin have lost their last three matches by a combined score of 8-0) and will be without three contributors (Sebastian…

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Chicken Prediction: Feeling Funky

Posted on September 14, 2024September 14, 2024 by Louis de Ludovico

Gentle reader, we are in a bad state. I’m not just talking about getting arrested for saying hot isn’t a spice. No, we are in a bad state because we are not a good team. Losing again at home is rough. This season has worn me out to the point of funk. Not the cool…

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