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Month: June 2024

Derivitive Times

Posted on June 29, 2024June 29, 2024 by Louis de Ludovico

Welp, gentle reader, El FC won their last match. As in the previous match, my reading of The Colonel was mixed: correct number of goals, but wrong distribution. I’m not worried, though. Although my time back here at the compound is limited, I’m confident that we will become more united in spirit, thought, and voice….

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MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 4, Match Day 21

Posted on June 28, 2024June 28, 2024 by Uncle Tony P.

It’s Friday afternoon.  You know what that means!  That’s right, it’s time for your weekly dose of MLS schadenfreude. But first, let’s check in our own Austin FC.  The boys picked up a surprising 1-0 win in Minnesota last week without the services of Driussi, Pereira, Cascante, and Valencia, putting the squad back into 8th…

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Looney Rhythms

Posted on June 22, 2024June 22, 2024 by Louis de Ludovico

Gentle reader, I am still riding high on the endorphin rush brought about by my return home. The only thing that is keeping me grounded is the deep emptiness within my soul. Losing one’s chickens does that to your natural rhythms. Although I got the number of goals correct, I slightly missed on the distribution…

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MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 4, Match Day 20

Posted on June 21, 2024June 21, 2024 by Uncle Tony P.

Uncle Tony P. is back with a proper MLS Cheering Guide as we get deeper into the season. And we catch up on all things Austin FC.

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What to Watch instead of Austin FC Tonight

Posted on June 19, 2024June 17, 2024 by Charles Peacock

Sports are beautiful. They are not just competitions between cities, countries, or random groups of people who show up at a field at a particular time, they are life and art. They provide stories of inspiration and the wonder of unique moments, the joys of victory and of being around thousands of your closest friends…

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I’m Back Home (for now)

Posted on June 19, 2024 by Louis de Ludovico

Gentle reader, I am home. Having spent the last several months deep in augural studies, my schedule has allowed me to return to the compound. You didn’t think I was gone, did you? Oh, gentle reader, I’m akin to a toe fungus: sometimes not visible, but always there. As I was taking a rickshaw from…

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