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Month: April 2024

Just Howlin’ Around Episode 4: The Morning After

Posted on April 30, 2024April 30, 2024 by Charles Peacock

INT: Josh Wolff’s office. His office has a desk to the right and two chairs in front of it. There’s also a couch on the back wall with a coffee table. There’s an Austin FC flag, a decorative arrangement of horseshoes, and a picture of him and Gregg Berhalter from their time together in Germany….

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The Definitive Austin FC Giveaway Index: YETI T-Shirt (4/27/2024)

Posted on April 28, 2024April 28, 2024 by Charles Peacock

We here at The False Nine, in our attempt to cover all aspects of Austin FC fandom, have come up with a grading rubric to judge and rate giveaways at Q2 stadium. It’s a very simple system for very simple items, everything is graded 1-100 with 5 points possible for the Look, Usability, and Originality…

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MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 3, Week 10

Posted on April 26, 2024April 26, 2024 by Uncle Tony P.

Breakfast at Q2! What do you call a match where a team with one of the most potent attacks in the league squares off against the team that is dead last in xG against per game? You call it L.A. Galaxy at Austin FC! On the bright side, the Galaxy also have a terrible defense. …

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The Alignments of the West

Posted on April 23, 2024April 23, 2024 by Travis McTravelFace

Lawful Good: Vancouver Neutral Good: Real Salt Lake Chaotic Good: San Jose Lawful Neutral: Colorado True Neutral: Seattle Chaotic Neutral: Minnesota Lawful Evil: LA Galaxy Neutral Evil: LAFC Chaotic Evil: St. Louis CITY We were watching Sunday night’s primetime match between the LA Galaxy and the San Jose Earthquakes at the compound. First off, Don…

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Doing the Double: How Often Does Your Favorite European Team Win (or Lose) On the Same Day as Austin FC?

Posted on April 22, 2024April 21, 2024 by H.E. Pennypacker

Pennypacker goes deep on how European teams fare when they play on the same day as Austin FC.

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The False Nine Chicken Predicts: Austin FC at Houston Dynamo, or “The Run Down Road Trip”

Posted on April 20, 2024April 20, 2024 by Charles Peacock

Hello readers, I am going to start by apologizing for the lack of full articles centered around the chicken’s predictions, but after our successful prediction last weekend I wanted to update everyone on a very special treat for everyone: a Road Trip to Houston, Texas and Shell Energy Stadium. The 2:40ish minute drive time would…

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MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 3, Week 9

Posted on April 19, 2024April 19, 2024 by Uncle Tony P.

It’s 4/20 this weekend, so we’ve put together a half-baked preview for the rest of MLS because Austin FC is mostly pain.

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MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 3, Week 8

Posted on April 12, 2024April 12, 2024 by Uncle Tony P.

Welcome back friends!  I have one message for Austin FC this week. Now to the rest of MLS. Saturday, April 13th Portland Timbers vs LAFC – 3:45 p.m. (FOX/Apple TV)The Timbers are kind of like Austin: not very good, but sometimes very entertaining.  Wouldn’t be shocked if they win here though as LAFC is 0-for-3…

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La Murga Report – 4/6/24 vs. San Jose

Posted on April 11, 2024April 11, 2024 by H.E. Pennypacker

The match-by-match report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.

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The Definitive Austin FC Giveaway Index: HEB Re-usable Grocery Bag (4/6/2024)

Posted on April 8, 2024April 8, 2024 by Charles Peacock

We here at The False Nine, in our attempt to cover all aspects of Austin FC fandom, have come up with a grading rubric to judge and rate giveaways at Q2 stadium. It’s a very simple system for very simple items, everything is graded 1-100 with 5 points possible for the Look, Usability, and Originality…

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