Hello dear readers, I’m not going to lie to you, it’s tough to write these, almost as tough as is it to watch this current iteration of Austin FC. From the lack of defending, the lack of offense, the lack of Josh Wolff taking accountability, it’s tough to find any kind of silver lining. So…
If you aren’t aware, and based on box office numbers most of you aren’t, “The Nice Guys” is a movie from 2016 starring Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling in a throwback to 1970s action films. Written and Directed by Shane Black, who built his career on writing these kinds of Odd Couple action movies (The…
It’s match day 6 of the MLS season and everything surrounding Austin FC sucks right now. Luckily, the rest of the league exists for us to enjoy.
There are very few things in life better than getting something for free. It’s why the human race has engineered ways to fire hot dogs, t-shirts, and tacos out of a compressed air cannon We here at The False Nine, in our attempt to cover all aspects of Austin FC fandom, have come up with…
The match-by-match report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.
Saturday, March 16th Chicago Fire vs CF Montreal – 1:00 p.m. (Apple TV)Montreal are in the middle of a six game road trip to start the season and have picked up 7 points in 3 games. Quickly becoming a team to watch. Chicago…..well they technically field a team. D.C. United vs Inter Miami – 1:00…
As Philadelphia comes to Q2 Stadium, Turd Verdeson & Louis de Ludovico have come together to create The Declaration of Verdependence.
The match-by-match report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.
Austin FC is back at Q2 and I have to say I am very happy to be back at the Compound with the Chickens. Wolffie and San Julius have been incredibly comforting in this trying time for Austin FC. From giving up more than 11 corners a match, being outshot 45-11, or their complete lack…
Saturday, March 9th NYCFC vs Portland Timbers – 1:00 p.m. (Apple TV)Can NYCFC can keep pace with Austin and San Jose in the early race for the Wooden Spoon? Toronto FC vs FC Charlotte – 1:00 p.m. (Apple TV)A battle between two teams whom I may have underestimated in the pre-season. The game to watch…