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Month: October 2022

La Murga Report – 10/9/22 vs. Colorado

Posted on October 10, 2022October 10, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

The match-by-match report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.

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Josh Wolff Performing At ACL Fest Sunday

Posted on October 9, 2022October 9, 2022 by Andrea Provolone

With Austin FC nearing their last regular game of the season, it was announced Josh Wolff would be serving a suspension for technical staff yellow card accumulation. After receiving a tip from a credible Austin FC supporter who is working ACL Fest, our False Nine investigative journalists were alerted to a peculiar situation.  “I think…

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Prediction: Midnight in the Garden of Good & Q2

Posted on October 8, 2022 by Louis de Ludovico

Was it the occult or just some random occurrences that led to El FC’s loss last week? Perhaps there’s something in the Pacific Northwest’s water that has made us winless up there. We’re not making any guesses. All we will say is that, once the chickens found out there were no Sambas in their size,…

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MLS CHEERING GUIDE – DECISION DAY 2022

Posted on October 6, 2022October 6, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

We have arrived.  A regular season that kicked off almost eight months ago comes to an end this Sunday, better known around MLS as Decision Day.  If you are unfamiliar with the concept, all teams in the league will play on Sunday.  Every Eastern Conference game will kick off at 1:30 p.m. and every Western…

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What matters on Decision Day?

Posted on October 4, 2022October 4, 2022 by Travis McTravelFace

Well, our guys in Verde like Georgia turf better than Cascadia turf. It’s honestly amazing that we got a 0-0 draw in Seattle last season since we have not won any points in our last 5 trips to the Pacific Northwest. Thankfully, there will be no playoff games on artificial surfaces this season. Speaking of…

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Chicken Prediction: Gallinaceous FOMO

Posted on October 1, 2022October 1, 2022 by Louis de Ludovico

Thursday morning, my lovely hens woke me up. They were all aflutter. I didn’t know why. Honestly, I wish they hadn’t. You see, I was in the middle of a dream. I was kissing Valentino by a crystal-blue, Italian stream. Regardless, I was now mostly awake and did my best to give my hens the…

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