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Month: July 2022

Know Your Foe: Atlanta United FC

Posted on July 9, 2022July 9, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Just like Willie, we’re on the road again this week as Austin FC finishes off a three games in nine days away stretch. ATXFC will look to make it a perfect 3-for-3 in front of over 70,000 fans at Mercedes-Benz Stadium as they take on Atlanta United FC for the very first time tonight.

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Hot, Hot, Hot

Posted on July 8, 2022 by Louis de Ludovico

My beloved hens and I are slowly coming down from the amazing comeback vs. Colorado a few days ago. I should amend that statement to say: amazing to some, but not us. Lest you forget, gentle reader, the chickens saw it coming and told you so. I fear too many of you don’t recognize their…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 19

Posted on July 7, 2022July 7, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Welcome to Rivalry Week that lasts 9 days in MLS because, well, MLS.  Timbers vs Sounders! El Tráfico! Houston vs Hygiene! Rivalries like these belong in the pantheon with Bob Barker vs Happy Gilmore. There’s a ton of good action this weekend, but you know why I’m here.  Austin FC enters its 19th match of…

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La Murga Report (Travel Edition) – 7/4/22 at Colorado

Posted on July 5, 2022July 5, 2022 by H.E. Pennypacker

The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.

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Know Your Foe: Colorado Rapids

Posted on July 4, 2022July 4, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Happy Independence Day everyone!  A day where Austin FC fans will celebrate our nation breaking away from England by watching the Verde & Black play a sport invented by the English, all while calling it soccer just to piss them off.  Good times indeed. In order for us to properly prepare for tonight’s match, we…

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Rocky Mountain High

Posted on July 3, 2022July 3, 2022 by Louis de Ludovico

After predicting El FC’s win vs. Charlotte, my beloved hens and I were riding high. In fact, we were reminded of this classic song: I found myself humming this tune for a bit before it occurred to me: Rocky Mountains? Denver? El FC? I’m a professional augur. I see the will of the gods through…

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Post-Charlotte Thoughts from flying somewhere over Middle America

Posted on July 1, 2022July 1, 2022 by Travis McTravelFace

Good Afternoon, eastern conference leaders! Instead of my normal more focused article, I am going to let my mind drift this afternoon as I fly across our beautiful country from Charlotte to Denver before Denverde 3.0 on the 4th of July. It’s really too bad that we don’t play in the bonus conference since I…

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MLS Cheering Guide – Match Day 18

Posted on July 1, 2022July 1, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

Hey, last night was fun!  And you know what, so was Wednesday!  Austin FC got every possible result that it could have desired this week and now stands alone in 2nd place halfway through the season.  But now the games are coming fast and furious, as there is a full slate of matches to ponder. …

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