Needless to say, it’s been a week at The Compound and due to time constraint, I’m going to get right to it. It all started last weekend when a few of us visited Nashville for the Austin FC match at beautiful GEODIS Park.
It was a lovely weekend with great weather, but unfortunately, Louis was arrested.
His Crime? He wouldn’t let the chefs at Hattie B’s take any of his beloved chickens to be turned into local dish “hot chicken.”
The assault of the chefs wasn’t the issue, neither was not paying for our meal, he said out loud and full chested “Hot Chicken isn’t special, it’s just spicy chicken”
This caused the entire restaurant to gasp and the eight police officers eating lunch their to arrest him. As it turns out, “vocalizing any negative views about hot chicken” is a Felony in Tennessee.
Fortunately, The False Nine has many friends in many places, including the exact someone that could help Louis get free.
Unfortunately, that someone was busy until Monday, so sadly Louis missed Austin FC beating Nashville thanks to spectacular saves by Brad Stuver and great finishing by Jon Gallagher and Osman Bukari.
Thankfully, having the chickens on our side was beneficial and Louis was able to get freed thanks to a southern lawyer who knew the judge (who was definitely not bribed with some leftover GAM we had lying around), but was still put on the “no fly” list. I could tell the chickens themselves were sad because its their only opportunity to fly in the air, something the other birds make fun of them about (I assume, I only know a few phrases in bird and am not conversational).
So Louis is free, the chickens are back, and so are Austin FC at Q2.
Unfortunately: Austin FC 1 – British Columbia Mountains 2
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