Flush in her prescience of picking an ugly 1-0 win last week, Rodney decided to take a bit of a break. Honestly, my life is devoid of meaning without my hens. I just can’t take being apart from them. So, I began searching for San Julius. Last night, I had heard some crazy sounds from…
It’s hard to believe, but we are already 17.6% of the way through the MLS season. Which means that while there’s certainly a long way to go, we should probably start looking at the standings a little more often in this space. And by standings I mean the Western Conference table. Remember, all analysis of…
Houston, TX As ticket sales boom for some teams across MLS, others are feeling the pressure to dial up the intrigue in hopes of drumming up interest. While moves have been made since new ownership took over to get bodies in seats, these things can take time. “We wanted to take a cue from Major…
If you are unfamiliar with the concept of The False 9’s La Murga Report, click here. Although it may feel as if the 2022 season has just begun, the truth is that we’ve almost completed one quarter of our home games for the season. Thus, we at the La Murga Report feel we’re at the…
Let’s take a few minutes to get to know our visitors this week: Minnesota United FC. And yes, the loon is a horrible creature.
San Julius and I took a punch to the gut last week from which we’ve yet to recover. Who could’ve imagined Wolff’s professional goal was to mimic the 1993 Houston Oilers dramatic collapse vs the Buffalo Bills? Seriously, I am a chicken savant and our hens are good at what they do. However, not even…
Well hello there and welcome to the end of the work week! Trying to figure out what games to watch all day Saturday while you patiently wait for ATXFC to kick-off for some Sunday MLS After Dark action? I got you covered. And bonus: I’m going to let you know who you should root for!…
A lot can be said about Rodney Redes. He was the first signing in Austin FC history. He has a fascinating Wikipedia page. He has the support of his manager and seems to be a welcome presence in the locker room. But what cannot be said is that he has proven himself to be an…
This past weekend was a 2-day long Wrestlemania event in “Dallas”. The spandex, the moves, the questionably large bulges, the athleticism, the oiliness. I found myself inspired and pondering what it would look like if each Austin FC player had a unique in-ring name, finishing move, weakness and entrance music. Here’s a few of my…
We’re back from the international break and it’s time to hit the road again as the Verde & Black take on the 13th place team in the West: The San Jose Earthquakes. But don’t let their spot in the standings fool you. After last September’s shenanigans at Q2 Stadium, this one means a little more….