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Know Your Foe: Houston Part 2

Posted on July 12, 2022July 12, 2022 by Uncle Tony P.

It’s Copa Tejas Match Week! Here are the current standings:

PointsWLDGD
FC Frisco51021
Austin FC41011
Houston Crynamo1021-2

Here are the scenarios for ATX to clinch the cup:

  • Two wins
  • A win and a draw
  • A loss vs Houston and a win at Frisco

Here are the scenarios for Frisco to clinch the cup:

  • A win vs ATX
  • An ATX loss vs Houston tonight and a draw on Saturday vs ATX at home

Here are the scenarios for Houston to clinch the cup:


Given the scenarios above, tonight’s match is bigger than usual for Austin FC. A win over Houston puts the Verde in the driver’s seat heading into Saturday needing just a draw to secure those sweet, sweet Texas bragging rights.

Sounds like there’s just one thing to say then to our visitors tonight from the sweaty ass crack of the state:

Uncle Tony P.

Uncle Tony P. is a lifelong Austin FC supporter and overall handsome son of a bitch who always has a full supply of mustard on hand for his Verde friends.

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