It’s been a while since we’ve convened here. Sometimes life happens. Sometimes you just feel no motivation to write. And sometimes Josh Wolff kills your soccer loving soul. I’ve been at stage 3 for quite a while now and have no interest in fully relitigating the case against Josh Wolff. It’s pretty obvious to anyone…
I’m tired y’all. I’m tired of WolffIn/WolffOut. I’m tired of watching Austin FC players make bonehead mistake after bonehead mistake. I’m tired of being asked to pay the equivalent of a mortgage for a beer at Q2 Stadium. It’s all just so exhausting with seemingly no reward on the other side. WAIT. IT CAN’T BE! …
Welp, here we go again. Austin FC finds themselves on the wrong side of the playoff line after another poor run of form, having secured just four points in the last six games. And as we here at The False 9 have been pointing out for nearly a year now, this is not new. On…
It’s Friday afternoon. You know what that means! That’s right, it’s time for your weekly dose of MLS schadenfreude. But first, let’s check in our own Austin FC. The boys picked up a surprising 1-0 win in Minnesota last week without the services of Driussi, Pereira, Cascante, and Valencia, putting the squad back into 8th…
Uncle Tony P. is back with a proper MLS Cheering Guide as we get deeper into the season. And we catch up on all things Austin FC.
We’re back with a holiday weekend MLS preview. Austin FC had a great week on and off the field, plus the rest of the league is wild.
Austin FC is going to Toyotathon in Frisco this weekend plus a look at all of the other MLS action on tap.
Don’t look now, but Austin FC has won four of its last five matches, including a shutout of the Western Conference’s top scoring team. I’ll be honest with you: I’m shocked. This team looked like it would be lucky to average 1 PPG for the entire season after five weeks, but a healthy Driussi plus…
Breakfast at Q2! What do you call a match where a team with one of the most potent attacks in the league squares off against the team that is dead last in xG against per game? You call it L.A. Galaxy at Austin FC! On the bright side, the Galaxy also have a terrible defense. …
It’s 4/20 this weekend, so we’ve put together a half-baked preview for the rest of MLS because Austin FC is mostly pain.