Uncle Tony P. takes a deep look at Austin FC so far in the 2025 season and explains why the next three games are the biggest of the season.
Author: Uncle Tony P.
Uncle Tony P. is a lifelong Austin FC supporter and overall handsome son of a bitch who always has a full supply of mustard on hand for his Verde friends.
The 2025 Season Preview: Part Two
Part Two of the False 9’s 2025 season preview is here, including predictions from the compound on where Austin finishes this year.
The 2025 Season Preview: Part One
The False 9 crew sat down and discussed the pressing topics heading into the 2025 season.
Chef Rodo’s Kitchen Nightmares
Hey friends! Been a while. I’ll be honest, most of the staff took a break towards the end of the 2024 season because, well, things were bleak, and we were tired of being depressed. But it’s a new year and the wildest off-season in Austin FC’s short history is taking place right before our eyes….
When Does The Pain Stop?
It’s been a while since we’ve convened here. Sometimes life happens. Sometimes you just feel no motivation to write. And sometimes Josh Wolff kills your soccer loving soul. I’ve been at stage 3 for quite a while now and have no interest in fully relitigating the case against Josh Wolff. It’s pretty obvious to anyone…
MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 4, Match Day 25
I’m tired y’all. I’m tired of WolffIn/WolffOut. I’m tired of watching Austin FC players make bonehead mistake after bonehead mistake. I’m tired of being asked to pay the equivalent of a mortgage for a beer at Q2 Stadium. It’s all just so exhausting with seemingly no reward on the other side. WAIT. IT CAN’T BE! …
By the Numbers: Wolffball Retreat
Welp, here we go again. Austin FC finds themselves on the wrong side of the playoff line after another poor run of form, having secured just four points in the last six games. And as we here at The False 9 have been pointing out for nearly a year now, this is not new. On…
MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 4, Match Day 21
It’s Friday afternoon. You know what that means! That’s right, it’s time for your weekly dose of MLS schadenfreude. But first, let’s check in our own Austin FC. The boys picked up a surprising 1-0 win in Minnesota last week without the services of Driussi, Pereira, Cascante, and Valencia, putting the squad back into 8th…
MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 4, Match Day 20
Uncle Tony P. is back with a proper MLS Cheering Guide as we get deeper into the season. And we catch up on all things Austin FC.
MLS Cheering Guide: Volume 4, Match Day 15
We’re back with a holiday weekend MLS preview. Austin FC had a great week on and off the field, plus the rest of the league is wild.