Welcome to the final match day for quite a while, Verde faithful. MLS is going on hiatus for a few weeks as an international break looms, meaning today’s game against the L.A. Galaxy needs to be a good one to keep the strong vibes rolling during the time off.
Usually this space is reserved to learn more about a team, it’s city, and more. But we’ve already done that with the Galaxy, having just played them a three weeks ago. So today, we’re just going to remind you of the Galaxy’s gameplan in hopes that Austin FC will not repeat the same mistake twice.
Galaxy Gameplan
Step 1: Score an early goal, preferably in the first 10 minutes.
Step 2: Spend the next 80 minutes doing this instead of playing soccer:
You may not have noticed, but the Galaxy actually changed their team’s theme song after that performance in Austin.
We owe these bastards one. And Galaxy still owes me my money back for paying to watch 80 minutes of shithousery three weeks ago.
Uncle Tony P.
Uncle Tony P. is a lifelong Austin FC supporter and overall handsome son of a bitch who always has a full supply of mustard on hand for his Verde friends.