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Rotten in Austin

Posted on July 16, 2024July 15, 2024 by Louis de Ludovico

To Wolff, or not to Wolff, that is the question:

Whether ’tis nobler on the pitch to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous horseshoes,

Or to take arms against a sea of losing

And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep,

No more; and by a sleep to say we end

The heart-ache and the thousand foolish passes

That possession is heir to: ’tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wish’d. To fire, to win;

To win, perchance to dream—ay, there’s the rub:

For in winning is where dreams may come,

When we have shuffled off this expired coach.

Louis de Ludovico

Viewing McKalla as his personal empire, Louis lives for the beautiful game. And food. Especially flamingo tongues. A chicken savant.

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