As Philadelphia comes to Q2 Stadium, Turd Verdeson & Louis de Ludovico have come together to create The Declaration of Verdependence.
Author: Turd Verdeson
Turd Verdeson—it's a funny name. But you should definitely take everything he writes very seriously. He speaks a little French and wants you to know that Karbach is not craft. Whoever told you that is your enemy.
Accumulation Deliberation or: Why Dani Pereira Should Take a Yellow in Carson
Daniel Pereira has a problem. The red card he saw at the palace of the royal family of Utah did nothing to help clear Dani’s yellow card accumulation. As he sits on four yellows coming into this afternoon’s contest in Carson, earning one more will result in an automatic one-match suspension under Major League Soccer…