If you are unfamiliar with the concept of The False 9’s La Murga Report, click here. Friends, we think it’s late enough in the season that you should know exactly how the Murga Report sausage is made, so to speak. The most important thing to note is that The False 9 is not part of the…
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La Murga Report – 8/6/22 vs. San Jose
The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.
La Murga Report – 7/24/22 vs. New York Red Bulls
The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.
La Murga Report (Travel Edition) – 7/16/22 at Frisco
The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.
La Murga Report – 7/12/22 vs. Houston
The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.
What Can You Get at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta For the Cost of One Electric Jellyfish at Q2?
A pint of Electric Jellyfish beer is famously $18 at Q2. So what can you get for $18 in Atlanta?
La Murga Report (Travel Edition) – 7/4/22 at Colorado
The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.
La Murga Report – 6/25/22 vs. FC Frisco
The weekly report on La Murga de Austin’s setlist and an analysis of which songs correspond to goals scored or conceded by Austin FC.
The Science of Time-Wasting
Our author answers the burning question “how hard do you have to kick a ball to keep it aloft for an entire half?”
Playoff Potential: Actually, Now Might Be a Good Time To Panic
Yesterday, my esteemed colleague Uncle Tony P. laid out the case for why Austin FC fans should remain calm after the team’s first rocky patch of the season. It was a perfectly reasonable take, backed by data, and argued well enough that even the most skittish among us probably felt their blood pressure drop a…